Nothing says “Somber and Prayerful” like Alyssa Milano

If you thought a drag queen turning up for the House hearings was the absolute low point of this “somber and prayerful” impeachment circus, well, I got news for you.  It just got lower.

Z-list celebrity Alyssa Milano is attending the Senate Trial.

Of course she is.  Because when I hear “somber and prayerful,” the first thing that pops into my head is Alyssa Milano.

She adds some serious gravitas to every somber and prayerful event, does she not?

That is when she’s not busy clutching her own boobs …

somber and prayerful boob-clutching

… or forcing her child to kneel during the National Anthem.

Yes sir.  Alyssa is the Poster Child for Somber and Prayerful.

Nothing says “Somber and Prayerful” like Alyssa Milano

Is there a single pertinent reason this publicity hound is attending the Senate trial in person?

Does she not have cable or internet access?

Of course the first thing Alyssa did when showing up yesterday was to complain that she wasn’t allowed to bring her phone into the Senate chamber.

“This is what democracy looks like.”

Yes, it is direct threat to “democracy” that somber and prayerful Alyssa can’t live-tweet during the Senate trial.

Good Lord, this idiot.

Does Alyssa not realize that her turning up at this only confirms what we’ve already noodled out all on our own: this impeachment is nothing but ResistanceLOL porn for the Trump Deranged.

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5 thoughts on “Nothing says “Somber and Prayerful” like Alyssa Milano

  • January 22, 2020 at 3:47 pm
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    Perhaps she will use her time of experiencing one of the vicissitudes of real people’s daily lives (the “hell” of having to surrender a personal cell phone before entering the Senate galleries) to improve her acting…or not.

  • January 22, 2020 at 4:59 pm
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    I recall that some Indian tribes consider the mentally ill to be holy.

    “You be him. Johnson. The one they talk about. I dunno. They sneak in here at night and leave some trinket on his grave. A feather, a necklace, a Bernie button. I never see ’em. In the morning they’re just there. Some say Trump is dead on account a this; some say he never will be, on account a this.”

  • January 23, 2020 at 7:18 pm
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    She’s still irate because she wasn’t really ever the boss.

  • January 23, 2020 at 8:04 pm
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    Wait until Trump’s massive landslide victory this November. hahaha

  • January 24, 2020 at 5:18 pm
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    Wait just a doggone minute…. Alyssa who?

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