Now Spartacus sees himself as the Rock

Now Spartacus sees himself as the Rock

For all the complaints about President Trump’s boasting, even he really doesn’t hold a candle to Cory Booker.  And at least when Trump does it his boasts are rooted in reality. Booker on the other hand? Not so much.

Cory, who last year proclaimed himself Spartacus, is now claiming he is Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.

Yeah.  No. Cory isn’t The Rock.

He isn’t even a pebble.

Have you seen The Rock?

The guy is hot.  He’s built like a brick house.  The Rock is the kind of guy who walks into a room and every single woman stops what she’s doing to stare at him.

Cory on the other hand?  Not so much.

The only way Cory could get that kind of attention from a room full of women is if he walked into a Bitter, Angry, Cat-Lady Convention.  And they’d only turn to stare because they hate all men and his presence in their safe space would outrage them.

Cory Booker thinks he’s The Rock.

Does Cory not own a mirror?

I’m sorry to laugh, but declaring himself The Rock is all kinds of hilarious.

This is even more hilarious than fancying yourself Spartacus.

Something tells me that The Rock never has to brag about how much testosterone he possesses – mostly because he’s walking testosterone.

Cory, on the other hand?  Yeah, he had to brag about it on Seth Meyers’ late night show.

Pro tip.  If you have to constantly tell us how virile and tough you are, you’re probably neither.

Anybody else think Cory “The Pebble” Booker is trying to sell himself as the eye candy candidate for the wine-drinking suburban women?

If he is, that’ll be a hard sell. Unless, of course, they’re three wine bottles in when they see him.

Is the entire 2020 Democrat field trying to out-embarrass each other?

I haven’t cringed this much since … well … I’ve never cringed this much.

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9 thoughts on “Now Spartacus sees himself as the Rock

  • August 25, 2019 at 7:03 pm
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    He’s Bottom Booker…in more ways than one.

    • August 25, 2019 at 9:15 pm
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      Rock Bottom Booker.

    • August 26, 2019 at 2:07 pm
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      Corey first thought himself a “hero” while running for Mayor or Newark, until that was found untrue. What’s his excuse now?

  • August 25, 2019 at 8:50 pm
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    Sad that cory has to pretend to be other, successful people

    • August 25, 2019 at 8:59 pm
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      Well, to be fair, Spartacus wasn’t exactly Mr. Successful. Unless you find crucifixion a winning life strategy.

      • August 25, 2019 at 10:28 pm
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        Well in a way he has something in common with the real Spartacus – they both wreaked a lot of havoc and mayhem. The real one because he intended to and the fake because he is clueless about what he is doing.

  • August 26, 2019 at 1:31 am
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    The Democrats seem to be trying to out stupid each other. Seriously Booker thinks he’s like the Rock? WWE he here comes. He’ll fit right in with the divas.

  • August 26, 2019 at 6:26 am
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    Something tells me Booker actually did have sand kicked in his face. Hence all the tough guy allusions to mask the fact he cried a lot staring at the Charles Atlas ads in his comic books….

  • August 28, 2019 at 8:52 am
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    Cory likes to keep in touch with himself!

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