Nuke ‘em Swalwell

Nuke-em Swalwell

Why is it these clowns from the California contingent of Congress get such an outsized platform?

They really are stupid lightweights.

Ted Lieu, Adam Schiff, Maxine Waters and the lightest lightweight of all, Eric Swalwell.

I’ve come to the conclusion that the stupider you are, the more cable news airtime you are given.

It’s like math — math that even Alexandria Occasionally-Confused could understand.

In the “who’s the dumbest member of Congress” horserace, Eric Swalwell left Sheila Jackson-Lee in the dust months ago and is now rapidly chipping away at Maxine Waters’ undisputed lead.

Swalwell, in an effort to explain away the very basis of the Second Amendment, thought he hit Mensa-Level genius on Twitter yesterday.

So, if I understand correctly: Americans who believe the purpose of the Second Amendment is to protect the citizens from a tyrannical government are outgunned by said government anyway. So you might as well disarm completely. Otherwise, said tyrannical government might nuke you.

Only a douche-canoe like Eric Swalwell would think this is a valid argument.

Of course now Nuke ‘em Swalwell claims it was just a joke.

Because suggesting that those who defy a government gun confiscation are no match for the power and might of government is a laugh riot.

Swalwell, like most know-nothing Democrats, doesn’t seem to realize that he pretty much made the argument for an armed citizenry.

And when pressed, Swalwell also accidentally made the case for securing our borders.

Damn those porous borders!!!!

Game, set, match for Joe Biggs!

When your entire party is more interested in power than it is representative self-government, it is inevitable that you would scheme and plot to disarm the people.

That’s just common sense.

Nuke ‘em Swalwell believes that elected citizen legislators know better than we do how to live our lives.

They want to corral us like sheep while picking and choosing what rights they will deign to grant us — as if Government has the power to grant rights.

And if you uppity lot go against them, heaven help you. Have you forgotten how well armed the Government is?

But, see, that’s not how any of this works.

And the Democrats simply do not understand that.

All they understand is power.

“And we would have gotten away with too it if it wasn’t for those pesky Americans and their Second Amendment!”

Personally, I love watching Nuke ‘em Swalwell get dragged over his stupid “joke.”

The truth is, the more these idiots talk, the clearer it is just how incapable they are of governing.

Mark Levin refers to statists who seek to control the people as “Masterminds.”

But the irony is, these folks who fancy themselves “Masterminds” – like Nuke ‘em Swalwell – always reveal themselves to be the stupidest, most inept clowns.

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20 thoughts on “Nuke ‘em Swalwell

  • November 17, 2018 at 9:54 am
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    The Second Amendment doesn’t give me the right to have guns. It tells the government that they don’t have the authority to tell me I can’t have them.

    • November 17, 2018 at 9:49 pm
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      If guns are banned, then oly the under-staffed Police and criminals will have guns.
      The (D)s will be fine with that, especially Senator Nen Cardin (D-MD). Before entering politics, he was a big-time lawyer in Baltimore who’s clients were mostly Drug Lords, because they were often in trouble and lots of money to pay high-priced lawyers like Ben Cardin.
      When Cardin ran for the House, many Drug Lords contributed to his election. Likewise, when Cardin migrated to the Senate.
      Them (D)s love their hometown criminals!

      • November 18, 2018 at 9:30 am
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        I remember a movie about a dystopian society where not the police and military had guns. Maybe some of you have seen it. Schindler’s List?

    • November 18, 2018 at 10:59 am
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      So few people seem to comprehend that simple fact.

  • November 17, 2018 at 10:57 am
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    and yet, idiots vote people like this petzeleh in

  • November 17, 2018 at 11:59 am
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    I was invited to “hiking with Rep. Eric Swalwell” by my-douche-lefty-cousin this past summer. Now I wish I would have went. LOL

  • November 17, 2018 at 1:06 pm
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    Democrats who claim that an armed peasantry can’t defeat the might of the US government probably forgot the lesson of Vietnam.

    • November 17, 2018 at 7:55 pm
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      Or Afghanistan.

    • November 19, 2018 at 6:38 pm
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      We won’t be fighting the military. We will be supporting them. 🙂
      The military love the Constiturion, Bill of Rights and their own personal guns.

  • November 17, 2018 at 4:02 pm
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    I’m much more concerned about the people on his side who agree with him but have the good sense to keep their mouths shut while they’re doing their planning/plotting. They’re the ones that’ll do the real damage.

  • November 17, 2018 at 7:46 pm
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    It seems that we need both an IQ , and sanity qualifier for all elected “reps”. How are people, (who are so dense they forget to breathe sometimes), not competing for work with more highly qualified boxes of rocks? Give me liberty, or give me nukes.

  • November 17, 2018 at 7:54 pm
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    There’s a saying that goes, “Those who can’t, teach”.

    Maybe it should be, “Those who can’t, run for office’.

  • November 17, 2018 at 10:40 pm
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    DefCom Swalwell sure is a good mini-tyrant.

  • November 18, 2018 at 3:21 am
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    Who is this Swallow Well,and why should we care?
    Molon Labe,assclown!

  • November 18, 2018 at 8:21 am
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    Swalwell is a fool!!!

    • November 18, 2018 at 8:29 am
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      Who is the bigger fool? The fool? Or those that vote for the fool?

      • November 18, 2018 at 11:02 am
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        I’ve studied politics and history for a good portion of my life. I’m well informed because I choose to be. I’ve always felt that giving the vote to people that spend their life watching Oprah, and / or are on welfare, disenfranchises me.

        There should be a massive class action lawsuit in there somewhere.

  • November 18, 2018 at 8:34 am
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    Let me get my head around that.

    You’re sayin’ some politician dares voice the idea of nuking Americans?

    This isn’t funny.

  • November 21, 2018 at 6:17 pm
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    He has the kind of face that deserves and needs to be smacked. Hard.

  • November 21, 2018 at 10:55 pm
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    “The problem with political jokes is that sometimes they get elected.” This is one of those times.

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