Of course

Of course there were two terrorist attacks in Europe yesterday.

Obama is in Hawaii playing golf.

It’s like a terrorist attack had to happen.

There’s an episode of “The Closer” where the Major Crimes unit is called to a mansion where several bodies are found shot to death. The mansion is owned by a rap label. One of the victims is a rap artist. Two are hookers. And the dead bodyguards are both known gang members.

Lt. Provenza looks around the crime scene and says, “Gang members, empty vodka bottles, joints in the ashtray, half-naked women – I mean it’s like a murder had to happen.”

I feel the same sense of inevitability about terrorist attacks when Barack Obama is vacationing.

It’s bound to happen.

He’s like the husband who makes sure he’s out of town when the hitman he hires offs his wife.

Barack has an uncanny ability to time his vacations perfectly so that he’s far away when the shit hits the fan.

Either that, or the terrorists time it this way – figuring with Obama on vacation, they have no fear of swift, decisive action taking place that…

Who am I kidding?

That’s not even close to being right.

Before he left for his final all-expense paid Christmas in Hawaii, Barack Obama held his last 2016 Press Conference in which he said this:

And almost every country on Earth sees America as stronger and more respected today than they did eight years ago.

Honestly, it’s like this guy is genetically programmed to say something that is completely rebutted within days.

And rebutted in the most horrific and deadly ways.

Remember what happened the day after he smugly told George Stephanopoulos that ISIS was contained?

Paris. That’s what happened.

These evil vermin think nothing of launching terrorist attacks because they know that they have nothing to fear from this lightweight, prancing big-mouth in the White House.

And why should they?

Barack Obama has done more to cause the spread of radical Islamic terrorism than al Baghdadi.

If America were seen as “stronger and more respected,” these attacks would not be happening. Because a strong and respected America would have come in like a hammer strike and put a stop to them.

Remember in high school when you and your friends wanted a place you could hang out and smoke a little dope without getting caught?

Nobody ever said, “Hey let’s go to Jimmy’s house. Sure, his dad’s a cop and his mom is like a drill sergeant, but they’re rec room has a plasma.”

You always picked the kid whose mom is blotto by three and wouldn’t even notice a gang of teens in the basement toking up.

To America’s enemies, Barack Obama is the mom who’s blotto by three. They know they can get away with anything right under his nose and he won’t do a damn thing about it.

When I read the reports about the attack in Berlin and the assassination of the Russian ambassador to Turkey, the first thing that entered my head was “with Obama on vacation, can President-elect Trump just step in and take care of these vermin on America’s behalf?”

Because Trump is like the home with the cop dad and drill-sergeant mom. These disgusting barbarians aren’t going to have free rein in America’s house when he’s President.

The shame of it is, there’s still one month to go before he’s inaugurated.

And these creatures can do a hell of a lot of damage in a month.

Especially when the only guy standing between the barbarians and the fate of Western Civilization is out on the golf course working on his putt.

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3 thoughts on “Of course

  • December 20, 2016 at 3:41 pm

    It would be a lot harder for terrorist and other bad guys to pull off an attack when he isn’t on vacation or golfing. The man and his mooching family are ALWAYS on vacation, or off on some “diplomatic mission” to exotic locations that they want to see, or some other leisure pursuit.

    This has been the most wasteful leadership in world history. They make Caligula look like a prudish workaholic.

  • December 20, 2016 at 8:08 pm

    Not necessarily:
    Sometimes TERRIBLE things happen…
    …and THEN he goes to play golf!

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