Old Ornery Joe

The only person who seems utterly dumbfounded by Joe Biden’s cratering campaign for President is Joe Biden.  And, boy howdy, is he getting ornery about it.

Or should I say ornerier. Is that a word? It must be since spell-check didn’t flag it.

Old Ornery Joe spent Friday night’s debate shouting so much, even Bernie Sanders was on the verge of saying, “Whoa, Joe.  Dial back on the yelling, would’ja!”

And yesterday, Joe yanked out a new insult to hurl at voters when he called a young woman a “lying, dog-faced pony soldier.”

That’s even more of a mouthful than “You kids get off’a my lawn!”

I get it.

Joe thought his stint as Obama’s VP would translate into wild, enthusiastic support.  He really did believe that he would slide to the nomination like shit through a goose.

Then everything Ornery Joe thought would happen unraveled quicker than an old man’s sweater in the spin cycle.

Obama isn’t endorsing him.

That cantankerous old socialist is beating him like a redheaded stepchild.

And even the pipsqueak of a small town mayor who was born when Joe was forty is leaving the old coot in the dust.

Wouldn’t you be ornery too?

Fact is, Joe Biden never should have entered this race.

He should’ve retired from public life on January 20, 2017.

Instead of spending his days hollering at unsuspecting voters, Old Ornery Joe should be home in his La-Z-Boy hollering at the TV.

Old Ornery Joe

Now, Joe has always been a hot-head.  And his hair-trigger temper has been making cameo appearances since the start of this campaign.

But with each set-back, those cameos are becoming more frequent.

And after losing big in Iowa – a state he had pretty much to himself while all but one of his major competitors were stuck in DC – and his abysmal polling in New Hampshire, Joe’s temper is less of a cameo and more of a supporting role on the campaign trail.

In New Hampshire, Joe will be lucky if he can eke out a third place finish.  Yesterday’s Suffolk/Boston Globe poll has Joe tied for fourth place with Elizabeth Warren.

Whereas the final Emerson poll has Ornery Joe in fifth place.

Meanwhile, the comfortable lead Joe enjoyed in Nevada is evaporating.

Ornery Joe

At this point, it’s looking altogether likely that Joe will get to his South Carolina “firewall” without a single victory under his belt.

And I’m wondering if that string of losses will have South Carolina Democrats rethinking tossing their vote his way.

Add to that old Ornery Joe getting hammered by reporters about his and Hunter’s dirty dealings, and things just aren’t going the way the poor guy thought they would.

Wouldn’t you’d be ornery too?

Fact is, for those of us rooted in reality, a Joe Biden nomination was always going to be a longshot.

And every time old Ornery Joe pops off at voters or yells at reporters, the more of a longshot his nomination becomes.

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13 thoughts on “Old Ornery Joe

  • February 10, 2020 at 12:08 pm
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    Or in Arkansas spending more time with his grandkid.

  • February 10, 2020 at 12:32 pm
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    Ahhhhhh… A fresh dose of snark! Whew! Those little packets of Quaker Oats Instant Snark were getting old! Joey “Beast Mode” Biden is now the comic relief for the dems. I’m guessing the next step will be for him to slap a supporter and scream “I’m Spartacus damn it!”.

  • February 10, 2020 at 12:34 pm
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    Yup, he should have just taken all that money he either extorted, took for favors or flat-out stole and found a nice gated community somewhere but no. He’s been laboring under the misapprehension that he could toss his hat into the ring and everyone else would just step aside and vie for a spot on the Biden ticket. Why they’d be invincible! They would take DJT out behind the gym, by God!!

    Yeah, right.
    Can you imaging this douche nozzle on a debate stage with Donald Trump?
    Give me a break!

    Go home Joe, you’re drunk!

    • February 14, 2020 at 11:47 am
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      at his age… the “open sore” mental infirmity he lives with will often appear as if it’s alcohol induced…

      joey b had a choice a ways back… should he be a stand up comic or go into politics…. well the politic gig was very-very good ($$$) to him and now he’s gonna try that comedy thing …. he already bought the tour bus and all… with the show’s name…..

  • February 10, 2020 at 3:05 pm
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    I know Joe is as corrupt as they come but his wife must be one hard-edged calculating bitch to keep him in this race. He looked old before he threw his hat in the ring but, my God, he’s aged 20 years in 12 months!

    • February 10, 2020 at 3:38 pm
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      That’s DOCTOR hard-edged calculating bitch!

      And, yes, I am in thunderous agreement.

  • February 10, 2020 at 3:11 pm
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    “Ya no good dog face pony soldier the injuns is right over that hill!
    On ta the Little Big Horn and glory!”

    Joe” Armstrong Custer”Biden

  • February 10, 2020 at 5:20 pm
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    Well, of course an old commie is leading the polls in the communist party primaries.
    Crazy Bernie isn’t even a democrap.
    Even the former Soviet Union knew communism was a failure, but not the modern day democrat. They are far too stupid to open a book and see that socialism fails everywhere it is tried.

  • February 11, 2020 at 10:01 am
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    He’s trying to be a tough guy, like Trump, but he’s coming off as a full-blown JERK!

  • February 11, 2020 at 10:10 am
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    Wait a minute.
    Aged 20 years in 12 months?

    But all that plastic surgery was supposed to make him look young, spry and spirited.

    Maybe a refund is in the works.

    • February 11, 2020 at 1:22 pm
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      I think the “plastic” probably had a shelf life
      of perhaps, a week. But that may be an overly optimistic
      guess.

  • February 11, 2020 at 10:58 am
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    Stable sorta shoe-in > pleasant place-holder > ordinary ornery (very) old guy >
    Dem doormat.

    Could “Bite Me” Biden be flipped — at some point — against other corrupt Dems

    ??

  • February 12, 2020 at 9:19 am
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    I think the only reason Obama made Joey his VP is so nobody would shoot him. Kinda like an insurance policy

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