Pete wasn’t our Savior after all

Pete wasn’t our Savior after all

Despite Pete Buttigieg’s assurances that he would stay in the race, just moments ago the news broke that the self-proclaimed Savior of the Republic was calling it quits.

Naturally the frantic Stop Bernie folks are shrieking for Pete to endorse Joe Biden while the Bernie folks are chortling over the fact that most of Savior Pete’s supporters have Bernie as their second choice.

Frankly, I’m stunned that Pete’s ego lost the battle here.  I said just this morning there was no way Pete would drop out before Super Tuesday.  And I was wrong.

[Note: This is how you know I’m not a journalist; I admit when I’m wrong.]

But I’m not the only person who got this wrong.

Pete Buttigieg did too.

He really believed he was our Savior — the One. At least he wanted us to believe it. Which explains why Savior Pete tried so hard to imitate Obama.

But it turns out he wasn’t our Savior after all.

So, buh-bye, Pastor Pete!

I’m sure CNN has a job all lined up for you.

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6 thoughts on “Pete wasn’t our Savior after all

  • March 1, 2020 at 7:05 pm
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    Was going to say how elated I was to hear he finally ‘pulled the plug’

    but though is might be misconstrued ….

    • March 1, 2020 at 7:17 pm
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      Or “pulling out too soon”?
      Or “premature withdrawal “?

      The list goes on.

      So glad to hear he’s gone. DLTDHYITAOTWO

  • March 1, 2020 at 7:14 pm
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    The fake Indian will be next.

    • March 1, 2020 at 7:31 pm
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      Klobuchar will leave before Warren. Warren is betting on a contested convention.

      That’s my thought anyway. But, I could be wrong.

    • March 1, 2020 at 7:42 pm
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      With Mayor Pete and Steyer both dropping out, the Cherokee Chieftess will likely claim at least a 3rd place finish in SC — oh, heck, she’ll spin a 2nd place by claiming all the B & S supporters came over to her side which puts her ahead of Bernie.

  • March 1, 2020 at 9:58 pm
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    George got a message to Pete.
    The CIA candidate was informed that he was dropping out.
    Pete complied.

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