Speaking of alternate realities…
[Okay, if you haven’t seen my previous post, you don’t know I was talking about alternate realities, but I was.]
Apparently Bette Midler is living in an upside-down world where we’re just days away from bursting into flames from Global Warming and everything is just downright bad.
Yes, today is Halloween. Big deal. Because what what could be more nightmarish, harrowing, horrifying, unnerving, unspeakable or repellent than the last nearly 2 years we have lived through, thanks to this inconceivable administration?
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) October 31, 2018
I had no idea Bette Midler was living in such a dystopian alternate universe.
She’s really been having a tough life lately.
Can you believe the living hell that these pampered, wealthy celebrities endure?
I have tears in my eyes just thinking about it.
Okay, in the interests of full disclosure, they’re tears of laughter.
What specifically have we “lived through” that has been harrowing, nightmarish, horrifying, unnerving, unspeakable or repellent?
Because here in the Real World, things in America just keep getting better.
We have a booming economy, more money in our pockets, better job opportunities.
Life is good.
In fact, wages just saw their highest single-quarter increase in a decade.
Yeah. That is horrifying, Bette.
I have never seen a more pitiful crop of people in my life than these out of touch celebrities.
Bette would rather pretend life in America is just one notch away from becoming a Mad Max wasteland than accept the fact that things keep getting better in this country.
#Millennials! I am 72 years old and won't be here when the water runs out. YOU'RE GOING TO BE AWFULLY THIRSTY IF YOU DON'T VOTE AS THOUGH YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!! THIS ELECTION AND EVERY ONE IN YOUR LIFETIME!! VOTE!
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) November 1, 2018
Seriously, this is not a well woman.
But, let’s be honest.
This is par for the course among our celebrity betters.
Idiots like Bette Midler want you to ignore how much better off you are today than you were two years ago and focus instead on her over-the-top histrionics that are in no way grounded in reality.
For the life of me, I don’t know why she thinks this kind of nonsense would work.
Like the bleating sheep in the corporate news media, Bette Midler expects you to believe her and not your lying eyes.
Not one person will go to the polls next Tuesday and ask, “Is Bette Midler’s life better today than it was two years ago?”
Okay, that’s not fair. Bette Midler probably asks herself that. But nobody else.
And the truth is, the only reason Bette will say her life is worse today is because she’s worked herself up into a lather over a world that doesn’t even exist.
The Donald Trump monster that she envisions is a figment of her own over-indulged imagination.
He isn’t real.
And neither is this dystopian America that Bette thinks she’s stuck in.
The fact is, Bette Midler is still living the good life, starring in Broadway shows – all the wonderful things she did before Donald Trump was elected President.
Nothing has changed for her except her own grip on reality.
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