A Portrait of Michelle as she appears to the media

Say, have you seen the newly unveiled Official Portrait of former First Lady Michelle Obama?

not the portrait

Whoops.

That’s the wrong picture.

Here it is.

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I know what you’re thinking.

That doesn’t look at all like Michelle Obama.

But it depends on how you look at it.

This portrait appears to capture not the real life Michelle, but rather Michelle Obama through the adoring eyes of the news media.

And in that respect, this portrait is the perfect image to immortalize Michelle.

When it comes to Michelle, the media did everything it could for eight years to convince us not to believe our lying eyes and instead take their word for it.

Michelle Obama, through the media’s eyes, was elegant, glamorous, refined – the very pinnacle of femininity and grace.

We saw this.

But through the magic of airbrushing and retouching, the media insisted Michelle was this.

As I said several months ago, the image of Michelle was a media creation from start to finish.

The woman who created this portrait put onto canvas the media-created Michelle – the very lie pushed on us in every soft-focus magazine cover, every televised puff piece and every breathless, fawning story ever written.

So why should we be surprised that the official portrait of Michelle Obama idealizes her when the media spent eight years doing the same thing?

The media tried to sell us on a fantasy version of Michelle.

And it is that Fantasy Michelle that is immortalized in this portrait.

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14 thoughts on “A Portrait of Michelle as she appears to the media

  • February 12, 2018 at 1:16 pm
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    And yet she still manages to be incredibly badly dressed.

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  • February 12, 2018 at 2:45 pm
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    Compared to Michelle, Mary Todd Lincoln was stable & Eleanor Roosevelt was an absolute babe.

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  • February 12, 2018 at 4:17 pm
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    IF YOU TOLD MOOCHE TO HAUL ASS, SHE WOULD HAVE TO MAKE TWO TRIPS

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  • February 12, 2018 at 6:47 pm
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    That’s a man, baby.

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  • February 12, 2018 at 7:09 pm
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    Someone better check the bathrooms in the White House. She must have stolen one of the shower curtains that’s shown in that sketch….
    I mean portrait.

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  • February 12, 2018 at 7:40 pm
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    Egad. Is this the worst portrait of a first lady ever? It doesn’t even look like Mooch, but I think I saw that shower curtain at Wal-Mart yesterday.

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  • February 12, 2018 at 7:58 pm
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    The elft can’t even get their fantasies right.

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  • February 12, 2018 at 9:21 pm
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    Wrong! It is the RIGHT pic!

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  • February 13, 2018 at 10:27 am
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    This family was the biggest scam ever played on this country …Moochelle my Belle,,,, my FOOT !

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  • February 14, 2018 at 1:54 pm
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    Look at the size of the hands. That’s definitely a tranny. And that dress is absolutely hideous!

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  • February 14, 2018 at 10:11 pm
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    The sneer is perfect!

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  • February 15, 2018 at 10:58 am
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    She should be scowling more in the portrait. That would make her look more like herself

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  • February 15, 2018 at 5:27 pm
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    In the middle photo, is that an aging, punch-drunk Joe Louis in a dress?

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