Pretzel Logic

Pretzel Logic

You can always tell when the Democrats lose control of the narrative. In addition to becoming irrational and hysterical, they fall back on pretzel logic.

They twist themselves into knots to justify any ridiculous claim they make.

Truthfully, they’re masters at this. So much so, they really should retire from public office and join Cirque du Soleil.

Take this pretzel logic from master contortionist Kirsten Gillibrand.

Um. Did you all follow the twists and turns in that nonsensical statement?

So, inviting this woman to testify – either publicly or privately – regarding her accusations is silencing her?

But then again, Kirsten loves to crow endlessly about how Republicans want to “silence women.” Most Democrat women complain about that.

Which, by the way, I wrote about HERE and HERE.

Senator Grassley is practically begging this woman to speak to the Committee. He has offered to fly staffers to California to interview her. He has offered to have her testify in a closed door hearing without the press — or publicly if she so chooses.

For Pete’s sake. Claiming he is “silencing her,” Kirsten is nonsensical.

But then again, pretzel logic goes over well with the “Dress Up Like A Handmaid’s Tale” contingent. And, really? Those are the only people Kirsten wants to please.

Like I said yesterday, this last-minute blitz attack against Judge Kavanaugh could only work if it derailed his nomination in the first blow.

But the first blow completely missed the mark thanks to DiFi’s ineptitude.

And now the Democrats are resorting to false narratives, over-the-top histrionics and – in the case of Kirsten Gillibrand – pretzel logic.

Oh, and Kirsten? Let’s talk about who really wants to silence people, shall we?

I’m fairly certain telling half the country to shut up is an attempt to silence people.

What do you think, Kirsty?

When Democrats find themselves on the losing end of an argument, they always double and triple down.

They can’t help it.

Like I’ve said a billion times before, they always push too hard and too far.

And the more the Republicans resist their smear campaign and hysterical sturm und drang, the more desperate and insane Democrats will become.

And the harder they will push.

Democrats have no “OFF” switch. They have no “Reverse.”

They got themselves into this mess and, by God, they will keep advancing this narrative — even if they have to twist themselves into pretzels to do it.

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7 thoughts on “Pretzel Logic

  • September 20, 2018 at 11:42 am

    Desperation leads to desperate acts. They know Kavanaugh will not be a rubber stamp for their agenda, and it’s driving them mad. Maybe we should get a few thousand Ketamine darts in preparation. It works on non human primates, and genetically – if not mentally – they’re very similar.

  • September 20, 2018 at 12:46 pm

    I think you are being unfair to pretzels! They have a distinct pattern, and are somewhat logical. The Dems actions, can only be likened to “mental diarrhea”, in that there is no vestige of reality, or effective strategy. Spray it on the wall and hope it sticks. Nothing they say makes a bit of sense anymore. It would appear the desperation of a drowning man, is the only response left,( to the SPOTUS appointment and midterm blowout.) The long national nightmare is nearly over! But I certainly am enjoying the death throes of Unca Barry, and HRC!

  • September 20, 2018 at 1:10 pm

    Kirsty wants the FBI to investigate the “facts.” What “facts”, Kirsty? Like the “fact” that it happened on this specific date? No can do. That it happened at this specific location? Nope. That these specific people were there as witnesses? Nope. How she got to the specific place? Nope. How she got home? Nope. All the witnesses she told immediately after the traumatic event? Nope. The police report she filed? Nope.

    Instead, Kirsty claims that the more this woman tells her story, the more credible she becomes.

    It’s not about what you believe, Kirsty, it’s about what you can prove. That’s difference is why Barack Obama and O.J. Simpson still walk free.

  • September 21, 2018 at 12:15 am

    My grandfather used to tell me, “A drowning man will grab an anchor.”
    I do hope this is the case with these disgusting Dem rats.
    This whole thing is an age old ploy to derail a candidate. Nothing new here.
    I hope the anchor sinks them all.

  • September 21, 2018 at 9:59 am

    What I want to know is if Gillebrand is really that stupid or if she is so manipulative to take advantage of the stupid among her?

  • September 21, 2018 at 11:17 am

    Over at Weasel Zippers, someone posted an article about Gilibrand’s father being a member of a sex cult. There’s a close up photo of a “tat” that those members wore on their hands. The ID channel ran a story about this EXACT sex cult a few months ago. Every member had that tat on their hands.

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