Princess Envy

Boy, no wonder Chelsea Clinton isn’t at all happy about the upcoming release of Amy Chozick’s book about her mother.

The tidbits that are dribbling out about the Clintons’ one and only offspring is really embarrassing.

Like this news from the Daily Mail.

Apparently, Chelsea Clinton suffered from a bit of Princess Envy.

Specifically, Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton.

According to Chozick’s book, back in 2014, Chelsea wanted to emulate the Royal couple and how they handled the birth of their first child, George.

From the Daily Mail:

She and her aides ‘studied’ how the British royal family had handled the birth of Prince George in 2013 in order to prepare for her own first baby, who was born a year later.

Bill and Hillary Clinton’s only daughter Chelsea, as well as her staff, noted how press was handled and how the Duchess of Cambridge handled herself, and used it as a template for themselves, the book claims.

The claim suggests that Chelsea saw herself as an equal to the Duchess of Cambridge, meaning that the Clintons were the American equivalent of the British royal family.

I’m sure Chelsea denies it.

But a picture is worth a thousand words.

princess envy

I’m thinking this entire story is one hundred percent true.

Of course Princess Chelsea sees the Clinton Family as American royalty. So does her mother.

Can’t you just see the Clintons eagerly examining how the Duke and Duchess handled the BIG REVEAL of their newborn child?

I totally can.

For Pete’s sake, she wearing an almost identical dress.

Though, where it totally works on Kate, it’s a disaster on Chelsea.

I mean, yeesh. I guess those cankles are genetic. Boy, that’s bad news for Charlotte.

Even back in 2014 Chelsea – like her parents — was convinced Mom was going to be the next President.

And given that, I’m sure she envisioned those “sweet family portraits with the newborn” brazenly copied from the Royal family were going to be housed in the Hillary Clinton Presidential Library.

Is it wrong how much evil pleasure I get from this?

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12 thoughts on “Princess Envy

  • April 25, 2018 at 5:08 pm

    Chelsea looks like a slapped ass.

  • April 25, 2018 at 6:12 pm

    I see she got her staging skills from her parents. “See those rocks? Move them to a beach so I can show how caring I am by arranging them into a cross later while the cameras are recording my every move.” Totally a Clinton thing. Anything for a photo-op. Heck! That’s why they had Chelsea to begin with. Every politician needs a kid to parade around in front of a camera.

  • April 25, 2018 at 8:13 pm

    Between Princess Chelsea’s disappointment and the ex Commissioner in the previous story, it’s good to see you had such an entertaining day. Keep smiling!

  • April 25, 2018 at 8:20 pm

    Totally fabulous to totally enjoy this schadenfreude to borrow one of your words!

  • April 25, 2018 at 9:18 pm

    I like the side by side. You might not recognize them as “cankles” otherwise!

  • April 25, 2018 at 10:05 pm

    Her hubby looks like he ran from his basement playing video games just in time to make the photo op.

  • April 26, 2018 at 12:54 am

    Web Hubble must be so proud.

    • April 28, 2018 at 4:20 pm

      Well, I don’t know if she is Webb Hubble’s kid, but if Bill is the father, I bet he had more than a six pack to drink the night she was conceived!

  • April 26, 2018 at 1:08 am

    Does Slick ever close his mouth? It’s open all the damn time, like his fly. Maybe his nose no longer functions properly.

  • April 26, 2018 at 11:21 am

    Can you spot the rednecks? This is freakin PRICELESS

    • April 26, 2018 at 11:23 am

      Even Bill is lookin at the other picture!

  • April 26, 2018 at 6:39 pm

    Chelsea’s legs, I mean tree trunks, are just like mom’s!

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