Apropos of nothing, really. But has Nancy Pelosi taken the whole plastic surgery thing a skosh too far?
Sundance tweeted out a link to his post about Pelosi’s impeachment press conference with this picture. And wow. She’s putting the Plastic in plastic surgery.
Okay, maybe it’s just because her lips are pursed in this particular photo. But that’s become such a regular facial expression from this broad, we can call it her blow-up doll resting face.
Not that I want to find out, but I’m guessing by this point, Nancy must have “genuine molded plastic” stamped on her ass.
You’d think her plastic surgeon would suggest tightening up her turkey waddle neck if for no other reason than to make her face look less fake.
I get it. Nancy is the face of the Democrat Party. And I doubt the Democrats want their media face to look like a half-starved Shar-Pei.
But the blow-up doll look isn’t exactly an improvement.
In March, Plastic Nance officially becomes an octogenarian. Which might explain why she’s begun to slur her words and stumble through her public statements while flying off the handle at reporters.
She’s old. In fact, she’s probably too old to remain Speaker of the House.
And all the plastic surgery in the world ain’t gonna turn back time.
So maybe spare yourself the indignity of looking like a sex doll, Nance. And learn to love your wrinkles.
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