Putting the Plastic in plastic surgery

Apropos of nothing, really.  But has Nancy Pelosi taken the whole plastic surgery thing a skosh too far?

Sundance tweeted out a link to his post about Pelosi’s impeachment press conference with this picture.  And wow. She’s putting the Plastic in plastic surgery.

Okay, maybe it’s just because her lips are pursed in this particular photo.  But that’s become such a regular facial expression from this broad, we can call it her blow-up doll resting face.

Putting the Plastic in plastic surgery
[For all you guys out there whose libidos just died a quiet death, I apologize]

Not that I want to find out, but I’m guessing by this point, Nancy must have “genuine molded plastic” stamped on her ass.

You’d think her plastic surgeon would suggest tightening up her turkey waddle neck if for no other reason than to make her face look less fake.

She’s nowhere near Biden-level cosmetic surgery yet.  But she’s getting there.

I get it.  Nancy is the face of the Democrat Party.  And I doubt the Democrats want their media face to look like a half-starved Shar-Pei.

But the blow-up doll look isn’t exactly an improvement.

In March, Plastic Nance officially becomes an octogenarian.  Which might explain why she’s begun to slur her words and stumble through her public statements while flying off the handle at reporters.

She’s old. In fact, she’s probably too old to remain Speaker of the House.

And all the plastic surgery in the world ain’t gonna turn back time.

So maybe spare yourself the indignity of looking like a sex doll, Nance. And learn to love your wrinkles.

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7 thoughts on “Putting the Plastic in plastic surgery

  • December 7, 2019 at 2:34 pm
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    But can she do push-ups? That seems to be the Dem test for office.

  • December 7, 2019 at 6:44 pm
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    Judging from her painfully slow, stumbling speech delivery, I expect you’d get more action from a blow-up doll.

  • December 7, 2019 at 7:31 pm
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    She looks lively, actually.

  • December 7, 2019 at 7:53 pm
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    I told Nancy she was painting her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.

  • December 8, 2019 at 7:51 am
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    In just about every photo you see her in she has a perpetual blower’s cramp–hence the blow up doll look.

  • December 8, 2019 at 1:20 pm
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    Thanks a lot. That image has me so shaken, I have to take the Fancy Nancy inflatable and deluxe dual-bellow air pump off Uncle Pervy Joe’s holiday wish list (he prefers them to look much younger, anyway). Maybe I can find a screaming good deal on Amazon for a multi-pack of flavored finger-nibble sauce to keep him distracted enough to avoid insulting voters or challenging them to push-up contests. This campaign season has left many of us with images and sound-bites we will never be able to un-see or un-hear.

  • December 9, 2019 at 11:51 pm
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    I try not to judge. The good Lord knows I do, but you nailed it Dianny!

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