Rachel Maddow: Keepin’ the Conspiracy Alive

Keepin' the Conspiracy Alive

When it comes to conspiracy theorist Rachel Maddow, it’s never say die!

Poor Rachel was back at it last night determined to find some proof that Trump is an evil, evil baddie and there’s a vast conspiracy led by A.G. Barr to keep him from being frog-marched out of the White House.

She doesn’t care that RussiaGate is coming apart at the seams. She’s going to keep the conspiracy alive!

Can’t you just picture Rachel holed up in her dressing room late at night chain smoking and binge drinking Red Bulls as she pores over Barr’s letter looking for that smoking gun.

But when even that charlatan John Brennan is walking back his hyper-dramatic “Lady Justice doesn’t sign NDAs” hyperbole, you know the game is over.

But not for Rachel!

Like I said the other day, I’m beginning to think that Rachel Maddow is the one on-air cable news personality that really, truly does believe.

The truth is out there, and she’s Fox Mulder.

Now, to be fair.  I think the primary reason John Brennan is doing a one-eighty on the Trump-Russia conspiracy is out of fear.  After all, unlike Rachel Maddow, Brennan could be in some serious trouble if the DOJ decides to investigate the RussiaGate plot.

Rachel may just lose the trust of her tinfoil-hat-wearing fans.

But Brennan might lose his freedom.

And since Rachel has nothing to lose, why not double down on the conspiracy?

But if she thinks it makes her look less, well, crazy, she’d be wrong.

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8 thoughts on “Rachel Maddow: Keepin’ the Conspiracy Alive

  • March 26, 2019 at 10:25 am
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    I wonder if twitter and facebook are going to take her down for spreading conspiracy theories that are provably false.

  • March 26, 2019 at 12:32 pm
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    I know that this is also a conspiracy theory, but I do feel like Mueller was working with Trump because the timing of this exoneration is really suspicious. So close to an election and now the the President has full exoneration to carry out his agenda….

    • March 26, 2019 at 1:51 pm
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      “the timing of this exoneration is really suspicious” . ???? WTF? we just had our elections. The next elections are 20 months away. When could it possibly be released otherwise? At any time in the future it gets released, it would be closer to the next elections, opening it up to paranoid delusions of sinister collusion with foreign powers. When could it be released, not ” close to an election” ? Do you comprehend anything you say. As the late Truman Capote said, ” That’s not writing, that just typing.”

  • March 26, 2019 at 12:44 pm
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    If there was no collusion, she’s toast. She’s a relic. In short, she’s gone. I’m waiting for her to go to Russia and pee on that bed and bring it back as proof. What a loser! Like Claude Raines, she seeing herself evaporate. Bye, bye you demented harpy.

  • March 26, 2019 at 1:10 pm
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    Madcow is another bitter clinger like Schiff and Mad Maxine.

  • March 26, 2019 at 1:26 pm
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    “Rachel Maddow: Keepin’ the Conspiracy Alive” That fit the definition of insanity- doing the same thing and expecting a different results. But the lefties love it none the less. You know what the says about them.

  • March 26, 2019 at 3:59 pm
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    Aren’t these all the same lefty whack-jobs that practically threw a party after Comey’s announcement about Hitlery and threw around the term “exonerated”?

    Now they’re all acting like 6 year olds that didn’t get what they wanted for Christmas after AG Barr release a summary of Mueller’s report

  • March 26, 2019 at 11:47 pm
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    President Trump is enjoying the view from his moral high ground while the Maddow’s of the world are all digging back under their dirt pile.

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