Rambo-style assault weapons

Yesterday, legendary gun aficionado Senator Elizabeth Warren tweeted out this bit of genius:

Let’s leave aside for the time being the fact that Senator Warren aided and abetted permitting “those who would do us harm” in Iran access to weapons far more deadly and dangerous than guns.

What precisely does Liz mean by Rambo-style assault weapons?

Does she mean this?

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Ban the Rambo-style assault bow and arrow!!!

I don’t know, but I would think Elizabeth Warren would have a soft-spot for the bow and arrow.

So that couldn’t possibly be the Rambo-style assault weapon that’s got her nose out of joint.

Maybe she meant this:

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Ban the Rambo-style assault knife!!

After all, five times more people are killed by knives than the assault weapon.

But something tells me, Liz didn’t mean the Rambo-style assault knife.


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Ban the Rambo-style assault knife-on a stick!!!!

Maybe what’s got Liz’s panties in a knot is the ease with which one can buy one of these.

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Ban the Rambo-style assault grenade-launcher!!!

Yeah. I’m forever seeing people buying grenade-launchers. Why, just yesterday, a guy walked out of the local Bass Pro Shops with one tucked under his arm. The bastard!

Okay, I know. Enough of this sarcasm (although it does sustain me).

What Liz Warren was referring to was the Rambo-style belt-fed machine gun.

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Ah, yes. Many a gun-related killing in the United States is due to the easy availability of the belt-fed machine gun. Those belt-fed machine gun-related killings happen all the time. Like in ….

Wait. Give me a second….

You know. Maybe I’m over-thinking this.

It’s possible Liz just wants to ban half-naked, totally hot, muscular men.

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Ban hot, muscular guys!!!!

You know. Because of that whole “patriarchal society” thingy.

Though, you may not want to ban that, Liz — and not just because I like lookin’ at it.

That look may work for you.


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One thought on “Rambo-style assault weapons

  • June 16, 2016 at 2:44 pm

    The AR-15 and like weapons fire the .223 caliber round, sometimes referred to as the NATO round. It is erroneously described as “powerful”, but is much smaller and lighter than the 30-06 round our fathers fired from their Springfield rifles in WWII. The doctrine behind the NATO round is that wounding a soldier is more effective than killing him out right. You kill one soldier, you’ve eliminated one combatant. You wound the same soldier instead, and roughly ten to twelve men will be tied up caring for his wounds and transporting him for medical attention.
    While any bullet from the lowly .22 short or .25 can be lethal with the proper placement, the .223 was designed to be less lethal than previous weapons of war, to tie up the enemy’s resources and to possibly allow some of its fighting men to live, to return home after the fighting stops.

    Consider that 103 people were shot in Orlando and over half of them, so far, have survived the shooting. Knee jerk reactions to ban the AR style of rifle may inadvertently put more lethal firepower in the hands of the next crazed assassin.

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