Yesterday, legendary gun aficionado Senator Elizabeth Warren tweeted out this bit of genius:
— Elizabeth Warren (@SenWarren) June 15, 2016
Let’s leave aside for the time being the fact that Senator Warren aided and abetted permitting “those who would do us harm” in Iran access to weapons far more deadly and dangerous than guns.
What precisely does Liz mean by Rambo-style assault weapons?
Does she mean this?
Ban the Rambo-style assault bow and arrow!!!
I don’t know, but I would think Elizabeth Warren would have a soft-spot for the bow and arrow.
So that couldn’t possibly be the Rambo-style assault weapon that’s got her nose out of joint.
Maybe she meant this:
Ban the Rambo-style assault knife!!
After all, five times more people are killed by knives than the assault weapon.
But something tells me, Liz didn’t mean the Rambo-style assault knife.
Ban the Rambo-style assault knife-on a stick!!!!
Maybe what’s got Liz’s panties in a knot is the ease with which one can buy one of these.
Ban the Rambo-style assault grenade-launcher!!!
Yeah. I’m forever seeing people buying grenade-launchers. Why, just yesterday, a guy walked out of the local Bass Pro Shops with one tucked under his arm. The bastard!
Okay, I know. Enough of this sarcasm (although it does sustain me).
What Liz Warren was referring to was the Rambo-style belt-fed machine gun.
Ah, yes. Many a gun-related killing in the United States is due to the easy availability of the belt-fed machine gun. Those belt-fed machine gun-related killings happen all the time. Like in ….
Wait. Give me a second….
You know. Maybe I’m over-thinking this.
It’s possible Liz just wants to ban half-naked, totally hot, muscular men.
Ban hot, muscular guys!!!!
You know. Because of that whole “patriarchal society” thingy.
Though, you may not want to ban that, Liz — and not just because I like lookin’ at it.
That look may work for you.
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