Return of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

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Oh, look.  The new “It” girl is the same as the old “It” girl.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is none too happy about the fact that Americans by and large dislike her.

And, thin-skinned baby that she is, she’s decided to pull out Hillary Clinton’s old stand-by to explain away her problems.

It’s Vast Right Wing ConspiracyTM!

Quinnipiac released a poll yesterday that showed only 23% of Americans have a favorable view of the imbecilic clown.  And naturally, it’s all the fault of the Right Wing!

The more things change, the more they stay the same, n’est-ce pas?

Yes, that super busy Vast Right Wing ConspiracyTM that dogged the poor Clintons and forced them to harass and vilify Bill’s bimbos, make shady land deals, fire the White House Travel Office (etc, etc, etc…) is now coming for Ocasio-Cortez.

It’s Fox News’ fault that only 23% of Americans like her.

It’s the nefarious “dark-money internet operation” that has brainwashed us into hearing utter nonsense tumbled out of her mouth.

If it wasn’t for those Mercers (whoever the hell they are), why, we’d all think Ocasio-Cortez is downright BRILLIANT!

Actually, what I find revealing about this Quinnipiac poll is that 44% of Democrats haven’t heard much about this buffoon.

Which tells me two things.

First, clearly Twitter is not Real Life.  Sure, she may be a Twitterlebrity, but that fame doesn’t bleed out into the real world.  Because if it did, Ocasio-Cortez wouldn’t be an unknown among forty-four percent of living, breathing Democrats.

The second thing it tells me is that even Democrats avoid CNN and MSNBC.  After all, for about 8 months now, both cable networks have provided a never-ending supply of slobbering, fawning coverage of little Alex.  And still 44% of Democrats haven’t heard enough about her.

No wonder their ratings are in the toilet.

But I think you could also conclude that Republicans are just better informed about current events than Democrats are.

Now it doesn’t surprise me that Hillary Ocasio-Cortez would jump on the Vast Right Wing ConspiracyTMbandwagon.

The girl never has a shortage of excuses and straw men at her disposal.

Like every other Leftist, little bug-eyed Alexandria lacks the self-reflection necessary to conclude “It’s not them, it’s me.”

And like every millennial know-nothing, she is saddled with that crippling combination of Arrogance and Ignorance.

Boy, if that ain’t the truth.

She will never take a step back and evaluate her life choices and take a critical look at the nonsense she peddles.  If she did, maybe she would realize that deploying the nonsensical Vast Right Wing ConspiracyTMtrope is as idiotic and endlessly mockable as it was when Hillary invented it.

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On a related note.

In my post “She’s not dumb; that’s a conspiracy theory,” I included the video Tom Elliott at Grabien put together of Alexandria’s 80-minute SXSW interview — all boiled down to all her “likes,” “you knows” and “whatevers.”

Well, a PatriotRetort.com reader named George set it to music.

It is, at the same time, both creepy and captivating.

Give it a listen.

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4 thoughts on “Return of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

  • March 29, 2019 at 12:49 pm
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    Boom! On target.

  • March 29, 2019 at 1:22 pm
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    Damn! I guess I will have to come out of my VRWC semi retirement and get back to work.

  • March 30, 2019 at 9:23 am
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    Sometimes your photo-shops give me nightmares. Doozy tonight.

  • March 30, 2019 at 12:04 pm
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    Or, Democrats lie. I’ll bet a good part of those 44% indeed know EXACTLY who she is and don’t want to admit it and / or say what they feel about Sandy O.

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