I don’t mean to pick nits. But the Women’s March was ostensibly a march to fight for the rights of women.
You can understand why I’m confused.
What rights precisely are these women fighting for?
Or, better put. What rights don’t these women have?
Women have the right to vote.
In fact, they’ve had that right since the ratification of the 19th Amendment in 1920. There is not one woman alive today who has been deprived of the right to vote.
Unless of course there is an American woman alive today who was born before 1899.
More women than men vote in elections.
So clearly these women weren’t marching for the right to vote.
Women doing the exact same job as a man must be paid the same amount.
This has been the case since 1963 when President John F. Kennedy signed the Equal Pay Act into law.
So any of those gals marching for equal pay are fifty-four years late.
Women outnumber men on college campuses. So clearly they are not prevented from obtaining a college education.
Though, to be fair. In this day and age, a college education is pretty worthless.
They have every right to enroll in college and major in whatever useless Social Justice field of their choosing.
Come to think of it. If in the aggregate women don’t make as much as men, perhaps it’s because too many of them chose to major in these useless fields.
But here’s a newsflash for you, ladies. You have every right to major in Computer Science, Business or Engineering. And maybe doing so will provide you a higher paying job than majoring in Gender Studies.
Women have the right to peaceably assemble as their own march attests.
So obviously that isn’t one of the rights they were marching for.
Women have the right to bear arms.
But since Moms Demand Action – the anti-gun harpies – were included in this march, clearly they weren’t marching for the gun rights that they already have.
Women can be doctors, lawyers, judges, elected officials, writers, artists, executives, entrepreneurs, military officers, scientists – the list is endless.
So obviously that wasn’t why they were marching.
On the flipside. Women can even be felonious con artists and greedy opportunists.
You know, like her.
So what the hell were they marching for?
What rights are being withheld from them?
See, this is problem I have with the new Feminists.
They really have no reason to bitch.
But bitch they do.
And they are screaming for “rights” that nobody is depriving them of.
The truth is, this absurd Women’s March had nothing to do with Women’s Rights.
It’s just more sour grapes.
They’re still furious that Hillary Clinton lost the election.
And they certainly can’t promote this meaningless march as one more opportunity to pitch a fit over her loss.
Because let’s face it. Hillary Clinton just isn’t that popular.
When even 58% of New York City residents do not want Hillary Clinton to run for Mayor, admitting this march was nothing but a bitch-fest over her loss is a non-starter.
So instead, they pretend they are oppressed and deprived of their rights.
But the problem is, they aren’t.
Now, that’s not to say that some women in the world don’t face oppression.
It’s just those women were not in any way supported by these self-indulgent crybabies.
You know, like the sex slaves in the Middle East. Or Muslim women who a treated like chattel. Or the unborn who are deprived of the very right to life.
All of those women were conveniently ignored by these marchers.
Fighting for “rights” that you already have is absurd.
It makes about as much sense as protesting being deprived of cake while stuffing your face full of cake.
Like I said earlier. The March of the Angry Broads isn’t helping their side in the least.
All they’ve managed to do is make themselves look like self-indulgent whiners using their God-given rights to complain about not having any rights.
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