Ruth Bader Ginsburg gets a beer

You know, lately it’s become increasingly difficult to separate parody from actual news.

The phrase “Not the Onion” gets used so often, a century from now, it will be one of those idioms folks look up on the Internet to learn its etymology.  Like “bite the bullet” or “the whole nine yards.”

When I first heard that Samuel Adams was releasing a beer in honor of Crypt Keeper Ruth Bader Ginsburg, I thought it had to be a joke.

But, and forgive me, it’s not the Onion.

Sam Adams is actually creating a special Belgian Bruit IPA called “When There Are Nine” — inspired by the late, abeit still ambulatory corpse on the Supreme Court.

From The Hill:

“We are dedicating this brew to feminist icon Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg and naming it When There Are Nine, inspired by her famous response to the question ‘When will there be enough women on the Supreme Court? ‘” the brewery wrote on a page for the event.

I’m guessing this RGB-inspired brew tastes like dust and formaldehyde — with a little Calvin Klein Obsession thrown in for maximum irony.

I said on Saturday that, because they’ve rejected God, the Left is desperate to find a poor man’s substitute to worship.

So it doesn’t surprise me that they’ve gone all-in on deifying Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Like Robert Mueller, the ResistanceLOLsees her as their Savior – an omnipotent force who will hold back that meanie-meanie-jelly-beanie Donald Trump.

Of course, Ruth isn’t particularly powerful, let alone omnipotent.

She’s a woman so old and frail even the slightest breeze is capable of blowing her over like an empty aluminum beer can.

But that’s how desperate the ResistanceLOLis.

And I’m sure those cranks who sport Ruth Bader Ginsburg tattoos and buy up Ruth Bader Ginsburg prayer candles, action (LOL!) figures and ResistanceLOL collars will be lining up tomorrow when this witch’s brew is released to buy it by the case.

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7 thoughts on “Ruth Bader Ginsburg gets a beer

  • March 28, 2019 at 11:55 am
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    Dammit, not that I’m much of a beer drinker, but… I LIKED Sam Adams. Have to tell them now they’re off my list.

  • March 28, 2019 at 12:00 pm
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    So apparently the guy who owns Samuel Adams has no problem with me and millions like me no longer drinking his product because we don’t like his politics. Okay then. I’ve been drinking SA for twenty years but now they’ve chosen to believe nine friggin’ female judges are somehow superior to any others and have chosen a radical left, anti American Constitutional idiot to support. BTW, I will no longer carry SM in my restaurant and bar and will do my best to make sure my other owner-friends do the same.

    To think, I used to actually feature SA. Why do leftists have to make everything political?

  • March 28, 2019 at 12:14 pm
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    I shudder at the idea of nine leftist women giving their “interpretation” of the Constitution. And I’m certain that RBG didn’t mean nine conservative women. She’s been poison from the start and she’ll go out as poison.

  • March 28, 2019 at 1:10 pm
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    Well at least now Elisabeth Warren has a new beer to drink

  • March 28, 2019 at 2:01 pm
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    I used to do Sam Adams but haven’t for several years due to their wokeness (support for LBTQ, etc.). Instead I’ll do Shiner or some of the local breweries near me (Rahr and Sons, Shannon, etc.). and I’ll enjoy a couple of Chick-Fil-A chicken strips at the same time.

    • March 30, 2019 at 9:24 pm
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      Agree, same here I have not bought their product since that move in 2014 and I buy a lot of beer.
      A lot better choices out there anyways..

  • March 31, 2019 at 3:33 pm
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    Any person who has seen their parents at a very advanced age (my mother lived into her 90’s) knows something here doesn’t add up. She obviously is suffering from advanced osteoporosis; but no damage to her spine from a fall severe enough to break three ribs. Maybe Ruth’s ribcage isn’t connected to her spine, unlike the several quadrillion other vertebrates that have walked the Earth is the past 500 million years … Must be the case seeing as how she was walking more erect THAT ONE TIME we saw her after her surgery.

    And she did say she was “fine” when they asked her how she was doing, which men all know is something women ONLY say when things really are tip top ….. Mathoon, Kidda!* who are you trying to kid

    *(Arabic for I dont think so)

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