You know, lately it’s become increasingly difficult to separate parody from actual news.
The phrase “Not the Onion” gets used so often, a century from now, it will be one of those idioms folks look up on the Internet to learn its etymology. Like “bite the bullet” or “the whole nine yards.”
When I first heard that Samuel Adams was releasing a beer in honor of Crypt Keeper Ruth Bader Ginsburg, I thought it had to be a joke.
But, and forgive me, it’s not the Onion.
Sam Adams is actually creating a special Belgian Bruit IPA called “When There Are Nine” — inspired by the late, abeit still ambulatory corpse on the Supreme Court.
From The Hill:
“We are dedicating this brew to feminist icon Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg and naming it When There Are Nine, inspired by her famous response to the question ‘When will there be enough women on the Supreme Court? ‘” the brewery wrote on a page for the event.
I’m guessing this RGB-inspired brew tastes like dust and formaldehyde — with a little Calvin Klein Obsession thrown in for maximum irony.
I said on Saturday that, because they’ve rejected God, the Left is desperate to find a poor man’s substitute to worship.
So it doesn’t surprise me that they’ve gone all-in on deifying Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Like Robert Mueller, the ResistanceLOLsees her as their Savior – an omnipotent force who will hold back that meanie-meanie-jelly-beanie Donald Trump.
Of course, Ruth isn’t particularly powerful, let alone omnipotent.
She’s a woman so old and frail even the slightest breeze is capable of blowing her over like an empty aluminum beer can.
But that’s how desperate the ResistanceLOLis.
And I’m sure those cranks who sport Ruth Bader Ginsburg tattoos and buy up Ruth Bader Ginsburg prayer candles, action (LOL!) figures and ResistanceLOL collars will be lining up tomorrow when this witch’s brew is released to buy it by the case.
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