So the testosterone-deprived Prime Minister of Canada is in London today to promote feminism and gender equality with his new BFF Sadiq Khan.
Don’t they make a lovely couple?
Look at them. I guarantee you there’s not one set of testicles between them.
How tall is Sadiq Khan anyway? I mean, wow. What a teeny little gremlin.
Let’s be honest, the captions write themselves.
“Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
“That awkward feeling when your girlfriend is two feet taller than you.”
You can pick up from there in the comments.
That hug is nearly as awkward as the three-way handshake between Justin, Obama and Mexico’s President Peña from 2016. Remember that?
Any old how.
Sadiq gushed over the Canadian soy boy calling him “one of the leading feminists in the world.”
If Justin was really a feminist, you’d think he’d step down to clear the way for a woman to become Prime Minister of Canada.
Then again, I guess a woman is already Prime Minster of Canada.
Besides. This is what passes for a woman in Canadian politics:
No wonder Justin is so effeminate. Somebody has to pick up the slack.
From the Daily Mail:
Mr Trudeau told the audience he is raising his daughter to believe she can achieve anything, with no barriers in her way, but added it is also important for his sons to be brought up as feminists as well.
No need to spread your emasculated, low-T simpering to your children, Justin.
‘If you think about it, we are in a situation where men are unfairly given more opportunities, more power and more weight to what they say and do because we have an imbalance in our society,’ he added.
Oh, Canada. What were you thinking?
If Trudeau really believed this, he would quickly announce that, out of respect for women, he’s going to sit down and shut up.
But he continued.
‘Well, the men have to be encouraged and brought along and use that extra power and weight we give them to be part of making equality happen, to be part of the solution.’
Clearly Justin seeks to fill the void created when former “leading feminist in the world” Barack Obama left office.
Now, sharing the stage with Sadiq and Justin was an actual woman: Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern of New Zealand.
But she wasn’t much better.
In fact, according to the Daily Mail’s report, Ardern spoke of reading letters from children. And “straws up turtles’ noses” and “plastics in the sea” are the issues they care deeply about.
So I’m guessing Justin Trudeau’s kids are sending her lots of letters. But that’s just conjecture on my part.
Lord spare us woke children.
When I was a child I cared about getting my hands on Planet of the Apes action figures.
Though, if I had teachers or woke parents shaming me into being a woke child, I probably would have written insipid letters to feminist prime ministers too.
Thank God I was a child back when parents and teachers encouraged you to think for yourself.
What a clown show.
I’m guessing Maggie Thatcher spent the morning rolling over in her grave.
Hat tip Blazing Cat Fur.
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