Maybe it was Bernie Sanders’ success with Millennials that gave him the idea.
But Septuagenarian 1960s musician David Crosby has decided the way to jumpstart his dead career is to prove to the younger generation that he’s so woke!
After a fan complained to him on Twitter over injecting anti-Trump politics into his show, the aging has-been went full-on Leftie Resistance.
If you’re a Trump dummy and you don’t like progressives
Don’t come to my show asshole https://t.co/Aglt0ONQ7a
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) November 14, 2017
Now, to be fair. At least he’s honest.
He doesn’t want you to go to his shows?
Do you think any former fan is going to lose sleep over that?
Frankly, I’m shocked that David Crosby is still alive. Who knew?
Hippies are like cockroaches. Even after a nuclear bomb blast, they’ll still be here.
I haven’t seen anyone try so hard to win over the younger generation since Septuagenarian Ethel Merman released a disco album in 1979.
And it was bad you guys.
Baddy, bad, bad, bad.
Okay, how long were you able to listen to that before you switched it off in horror?
Any old how.
The problem with David Crosby is though he’s gotten significantly older, he’s has yet to grow up.
He still thinks he’s a twenty-something hippie.
Meanwhile, his fans from back then have matured while he remained stuck in the 1960s.
And if the Septuagenarian thinks the way to remain relevant is to alienate those fans he used to have and pander to the hep young kids, good luck to him.
I’m sure it will go over as well as it did for Ethel.
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