Since Ellison won’t drop out, some campaign ideas

Well, it looks like Keith Ellison has no plans to remove himself from the race for Minnesota Attorney General.

And since the Democrat Party seems reticent to address the accusations against Ellison, maybe they’d be better served simply making the most of a bad situation.

Because heaven knows, the Democrats are experts at finding themselves in bad situations.

So why not embrace Keith Ellison – warts and all.

And because I’m nothing if not helpful, I thought I might give them a couple ideas on how to use these accusations to help drag … um…

…wrong choice of word…

…to help get Keith Ellison over the finish line this November.

That’s right Democrats!

Don’t run from his abusive past; tackle it head-on!

Vote Ellison

Sure, it’s just a first-draft.

But the possibilities are endless.

For example, think of the campaign swag!

Ellison wife-beater

To be fair, going all-in for Keith Ellison might give the Democrats a black eye.

But I hear he likes that look.

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5 thoughts on “Since Ellison won’t drop out, some campaign ideas

  • August 17, 2018 at 2:50 pm
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    Lol 🤣🤣🤣

  • August 17, 2018 at 2:58 pm
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    Muslims give new meaning to the term “women’s sufferage”.

  • August 17, 2018 at 5:06 pm
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    Dianny, HILARIOUS!

    But wasn’t it Hillary who said that all women who make these claims need to be believed?

  • August 18, 2018 at 8:04 am
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    What does Keith Ellison say to a woman with two blacks eyes?
    Nothing. He’s already told her twice.

  • August 18, 2018 at 11:31 am
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    as a former victim of domestic abuse, I find Keith Ellison vomitatious, and the people who vote for him are animals just animals……so it’s only domestic abuse when a white conservative does it? They can rot

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