The tax bill is on its way to President Trump’s desk to be signed, my friends.
And that means people are going to die.
Well, the ones who survived the 2016 election will now die.
Actually, thats not right. The ones that survived the election and the end of the Paris Climate Accord will now die.
Come to think of it, that’s wrong too. I should have said the ones that survived the election, the end of the Paris Climate Accord and the decertification of the Iran Deal will now die.
What am I saying? The ones that survived the election, the end of the Paris Climate Accord, the decertification of the Iran Deal and the recognition of Jerusalem as Israel’s capital will now die.
Wait. I forgot. If you survived all that PLUS the end of Net Neutrality, you will now proceed to die because the tax bill is law.
At this rate, those of you who survive the passage of tax cuts are probably Trump supporting super-humans.
And since we’re all that’s left, it’s time for Congress to vote on funding the Wall.
After all, the folks who oppose building the Wall have all just died.
It’s the perfect time!
I think it’s fair to say that 2017 will go down as the Year of Reckless Hyperbole.
And in their quest to ResistLOL Trump, the Left has turned into a pack of Chicken Littles.
As I’ve said before, Leftists are like the stereotypical Ugly American who, instead of learning to speak the language, simply shouts louder in English.
The ResistanceLOL isn’t getting their way. But instead of trying to persuade us, they choose to shout even louder and become even more dramatic.
But the problem with that is after a while, nobody pays you any mind.
Normal people tend to avoid unhinged lunatics.
Trust me. If you’ve ever ridden a subway in New York or Chicago, you know how quickly a train car empties when there’s a screaming nutjob aboard.
And if the only argument the ResistanceLOL has left is “We’re all going to die!” Well, we normals will just tune them out.
This is exactly why now is the time to fund the Wall.
What are they going to do — scream helplessly at the sky that America as we know it is over?
Like we haven’t heard that before.
They’re already pitching a fit like a kid in the toy section of Walmart. So while they’re preoccupied with their latest tantrum, toss the Wall in for good measure.
While lowering taxes across the board will help to stimulate economic growth and job creation, the truth is shutting down illegal entry into the US will do even more.
On top of that, shutting off the illegal spigot will save both the Federal Government and the states billions of dollars a year. Not to mention put a huge dent in the flow of drugs.
In other words, building the Wall will save both money and lives.
Well, whatever lives haven’t already died because of all those other things.
At the end of the day, the garment-rending hysterics of the ResistanceLOL have become a source of entertainment.
After all, who doesn’t enjoy watching idiots make fools of themselves?
So hop to it, Ryan and McConnell. While the Left is still throbbing with life-ending butt-hurt, give us that Wall.
We’re just dying for it.
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