Sleepwalking to the nomination

Sleepwalking to the nomination

Well, now I think I understand why No-Show Joe Biden didn’t turn up in Iowa for all the Gay Pride events this past weekend.  It’s really difficult to march in a Pride Parade when your primary ambulatory mode is sleepwalking.

But the Somnambulant Kid-Toucher finally made his way to the Hawkeye State yesterday where apparently he was so bored by his own speech, he put himself to sleep.

So while the other Democrat candidates are insulting their way to the nomination, the lumbering, droning Joe is sleepwalking there.

Honestly, is it his advancing years or is Sleepwalking Joe just not interested in running for President?

I realize it’s still early in the primary race, but if Sleepy Joe is already this tuckered out in June, by February’s Iowa Caucus, he’ll be in a coma.

Well how much gusto can you have when you’re barely awake?

Joe Biden is more suited for the job of spokesman for Ambien than President of the United States.

Sleepwalking Joe makes Low Energy Jeb look like the Energizer Bunny.

And this is the Democrat Party’s 2020 Frontrunner?

For the life of me, I cannot understand why this barely conscious old man is even running for President.

If you plan to take on Donald Trump, you better bring your A-game.  This is the man who flew from one arena to another on the same day to hold campaign rallies to capacity crowds.

Joe Biden isn’t bringing his A-game. Though I’m fairly certain we’re seeing his Zzzzz-Game.

Donald Trump is everything Sleepwalking Joe Biden is not: energetic, enthusiastic, fired up – the man’s a dynamo.  Trump can think on his feet.  He doesn’t sluggishly read from a script prepared by his campaign underlings.  He’s funny, entertaining and can work a crowd like nobody I’ve ever seen before.

Meanwhile, the somnambulant Biden is so languid and lackluster, he could put a room full of hopped up meth heads to sleep in a New York minute.

It won’t matter if the sycophants of CNN and MSNBC prop up his comatose carcass with all the fawning, slobbering coverage they can muster.  Voters aren’t deaf, dumb and blind. Besides, we don’t trust these biased hacks enough to care about what they say.

Out here in the real world – the world far away from the cable news bubble – Sleepwalking Joe is about as rousing as a late-night infomercial.

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3 thoughts on “Sleepwalking to the nomination

  • June 12, 2019 at 11:11 am
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    Looks like he’s putting the “crowd” behind him to sleep as well…

  • June 12, 2019 at 7:31 pm
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    In part the same reason the GOP had 19 summer ’15. McCain Feingold guarantees the taxpayers will fund $20,000,000 of their self promoting! These folk all have big egos! some, rightfully so. Some, like Joe and the 3 progressive GOP from my state – Cal – just have egos; no accomplishments.

    Joe did join with 8 Bush GOPe in the Senate decades ago to keep Boork off the court. So he and “Snarlin” Arlen did get something done. Very bad IMHO but the did keep a competent m;an off the court.

  • June 13, 2019 at 5:53 am
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    Biden is merely the distraction. The “real” candidate has not yet been revealed and if this is the case, we have a pretty good idea who they will be. For the dastardly dems a charismatic candidate is imperative and Biden ain’t it. Saint Michael is waiting in the wings.

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