Sloppy Flop

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Okay, this is the kind of tweet that makes me love Donald Trump’s Twitter feed.

The Sloppy Michael Moore Show – now that’s hilarious!

Actually, you could drop the “show” and the insult works just as well.

In fact, Sloppy Michael Moore is an even better insult than Little Marco or Wacky Frederica Wilson.

When I saw that tweet yesterday, I actually laughed out loud.

Nobody is better at boiling down his opposition quite like Donald Trump.

Of course Sloppy Michael Moore had to smack back.

Ah, yes. The old I know you are, but what am I? retort.

No wonder your sloppy Broadway show was a total bomb if that’s the best you can come up with.

Moore, like his compatriots in Hollywood believes that audiences are willing to pay money to be insulted and demeaned by sanctimonious dinks who hate them.

But we don’t, do we? Which is why they’re seeing box office revenue drop like a hot rock.

And perhaps Moore thought his show would be immune. After all, he was on Broadway. Manhattan is chock-a-block with people who share Sloppy Michael’s opinion of President Trump.

But even that endless store of potential ticket-buyers couldn’t save his staged anti-Trump diatribe. Michael’s sloppy show was a sloppy flop.

Despite all his hopes that audiences would flock to see him poke fun of our President, it is Mr. Trump who gets the last laugh.

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4 thoughts on “Sloppy Flop

  • October 29, 2017 at 4:13 pm
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    Regarding the pix of Moore :

    EYE BLEACH!!! WHERE’S THE BLASTED EYE BLEACH?!?!?!

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  • October 29, 2017 at 4:18 pm
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    Smash hit of a Broadway show?
    Where? I heard there were sidewalk shills handing out free tickets to fill seats.

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  • October 29, 2017 at 5:49 pm
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    So who cares about this B.U.F.F?

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  • October 30, 2017 at 7:24 am
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    hopefully that pool has no water in it.

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