Sméagol plays the Woman Card

Sméagol plays the Woman Card

Yesterday, in an effort to once again deflect from her own abject failures, Chicago Mayor Sméagol Lightfoot pulled out the old Woman Card – thereby putting an end to the rumors that Sméagol is a genderless goblin. Since only a female can play the Woman Card.

Ah, yes.  Trump’s focus on these crime-ridden cities has nothing to do with the fact that they are crime-ridden and everything to do with attacking women mayors because he’s big old misogynist.

It has absolutely nothing to do with murder rates skyrocketing or violent riots.

Nope.  It’s because these incompetent mayors are all women.

I’m not sure Sméagol thought this through.  Maybe playing the Woman Card would work if every Democrat mayor who surrendered to the violent mob was, in fact, a woman.  But last time I checked Bill de Blasio, Jacob Frey and Ted Wheeler aren’t women.

Okay, maybe Jacob Frey is.  At the very minimum he is testosterone-challenged.

Sméagol playing the Woman Card means the Race Card can’t be far behind.  In fact, she probably would have deployed the Race Card as well but for the fact that she wanted to include Seattle’s incompetent mayor Jenny Durkan.

Without identity politics, the Democrat Party would have nothing.  Sméagol Lightfoot is playing the Woman Card because she really has no viable defense for her failures as Mayor.

And as I said the other day, Sméagol learned a while ago that attacking Trump works much the same way as ink from an octopus’ ass.

And deploying the Woman Card is just more ink to hide her own glittering incompetence.

But, see, it works.

The media will happily parrot her claim that Trump only criticizes women while they conveniently ignore his same criticisms directed at the disastrous mayors of the male persuasion. Because the media is garbage.

Lori Lightfoot is an incompetent fool with the leadership skills of a garden gnome.

And while she might maintain her popularity among the Twitter ResistanceLOL, I’m thinking Chicago residents who live with nightly violence and chaos are going to grow sick and tired of Sméagol’s endless excuses and deflections.

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13 thoughts on “Sméagol plays the Woman Card

  • July 23, 2020 at 10:57 am
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    The ‘progressives’ aren’t looking so user friendly when allowing the murder of children in Chicago, destruction of historical monuments everywhere and the destruction of businesses. Then they take the McCloskey’s guns in St. Louis after a call to 911 informed them to lock themselves inside of their house ….
    For some reason I couldn’t see a number of friends in Vermont relinquishing their weapons in the same situation.

    • July 24, 2020 at 12:54 pm
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      Will not happen in Georgia either, Shazzam! Well, maybe Hotlanta and a few of it’s liberal ‘burbs.

  • July 23, 2020 at 11:10 am
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    What infuriates me is why do the people in these cities put up with the incompetency from their elected officials? I’m fairly sure she will be reelected in a landslide margin. When are they going to wake up and realize that this piece of crap can’t run the city and is destroying it intron of them? Is owning the President more important than their own safety and lives? How stupid can people be?!?!?

    • July 23, 2020 at 12:28 pm
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      Because the people in these cities are liberals and liberalism is a mental disorder.

  • July 23, 2020 at 12:26 pm
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    The State Republican Party in Illinois is utterly feckless. They couldn’t put up a candidate for Dog Catcher’s Assistant who would be viable. We had a “Republican” governor before the current idiot – the man with the 85-pound face. He, Rauner, was a pathetic rich fool on an idiot’s ego trip. Illinois is doomed. We do have a wonderful candidate running for a House seat – Jeanne Ives. Running against a Leftist slug.

    • July 23, 2020 at 6:52 pm
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      Less than a year on the job and Groot has an exploding homicide rate compared to her predecessor “tiny dancer” Rahm Emmanuel ! She also doesn’t have a problem with letting the cops take the brunt of the mob fury while the goons try to wreck the City
      Let’s all ignore the tally of 90 people that intercepted high speed lead since last Sunday (7/19) in Chicago, including 3 males (10,11, & 28 years old ) at a single address.
      The YTD total shot is 2161

  • July 23, 2020 at 3:32 pm
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    Wait wait wait.

    She’s a WOMAN?

    • July 23, 2020 at 11:55 pm
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      My thoughts exactly. Scary looking, that’s for sure.

    • July 24, 2020 at 11:17 am
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      If Chicago Mayor Sméagol Lightfoot played the woman card in a poker game she’d(?) be run out of town for cheating.

    • July 24, 2020 at 1:03 pm
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      No actually sh,he,it is Beetle juice! That one pic of she,he,it looks just like Beetlejuice!
      I can’t get over it’s hair!!

  • July 23, 2020 at 10:00 pm
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    Does anyone have a photo of “her” wearing a dress? If so, please share. For some additional understanding please check out a photo of “her” with “her” “wife”.

  • July 24, 2020 at 11:24 am
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    I’m demanding a karyotype check. I’m certain that it would not show two X chromosomes, much less the 23 pairs possessed by almost all Homo sapiens. The number is probably somewhere between that exhibited by fruit flies (8) and slime molds (12). For it, playing both the race and woman cards are nothing more than a bluff.

  • July 24, 2020 at 1:14 pm
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    And I seriously doubt this she,he,it could play the race card. He, she, it would have to prove that the human race is it’s true race. Got a five’r on “other worldly”, sent to destroy the USofA one city at a time.
    With help from those ‘other worldly’ women mayors and a boat load of ‘other worldly’ democrats!

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