Is Jussie Smollett a real life person or is he a character from a Coen Brothers’ movie?
He paid his phony MAGA attackers with a check.
EVIDENCE–CPD’s Eddie Johnson says police have the check #JussieSmollett allegedly used to pay the brothers’ for this hoax attack.— Jesse Kirsch (@JesseKirschABC7) February 21, 2019
A freaking check!
I think it was the late comedian David Brenner who once said he’d love to fill in the memo line of a check with something creepy or nefarious to see what a bank teller would do. He suggested writing “ransom payment.”
Odd the things you remember when confronted with thermonuclear-sized stupidity.
Any old how.
You’d think a real life person would know better than leave a paper trail mile long.
The brothers had the check and the receipt for the stuff they purchased (red hats and ski masks).
I thought it was bad enough that Smollett hoped to use the city’s surveillance cameras to capture his faked hate crime, but he never once considered that those same surveillance cameras just might screw him.
But paying these guys with a check is all manner of stupid.
Smollett’s Great MAGA Hate Crime caper makes Jerry Lundergaard and his idiot kidnappers from “Fargo” look like criminal masterminds.
What a complete clown show.
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