Smollett paid with a check?!

Smollett paid with a check
(NOTE: For those without a sense of humor, this check is not the real one)

Good grief.

Is Jussie Smollett a real life person or is he a character from a Coen Brothers’ movie?

He paid his phony MAGA attackers with a check.

A freaking check!

I think it was the late comedian David Brenner who once said he’d love to fill in the memo line of a check with something creepy or nefarious to see what a bank teller would do.  He suggested writing “ransom payment.”

Odd the things you remember when confronted with thermonuclear-sized stupidity.

Any old how.

You’d think a real life person would know better than leave a paper trail mile long.

The brothers had the check and the receipt for the stuff they purchased (red hats and ski masks).

I thought it was bad enough that Smollett hoped to use the city’s surveillance cameras to capture his faked hate crime, but he never once considered that those same surveillance cameras just might screw him.

But paying these guys with a check is all manner of stupid.

Smollett’s Great MAGA Hate Crime caper makes Jerry Lundergaard and his idiot kidnappers from “Fargo” look like criminal masterminds.

What a complete clown show.

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22 thoughts on “Smollett paid with a check?!

  • February 21, 2019 at 2:34 pm
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    Don’t you need a picture ID to cash a check? I thought black people couldn’t get those ID’s.

  • February 21, 2019 at 2:42 pm
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    Oh lawd, I have fallen down laughing and I can’t get up!

  • February 21, 2019 at 3:25 pm
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    I can totally imagine Jussie during questioning: “Hey! I’m cooperatin’ here!!”

  • February 21, 2019 at 3:53 pm
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    Black, gay and stupid is no to go through life son.

  • February 21, 2019 at 4:03 pm
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    The routing numbers. My God, the routing numbers!

    • February 21, 2019 at 10:53 pm
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      Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to?

    • February 22, 2019 at 6:27 am
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      With appropriate apologies to Tommy Tutone.

  • February 21, 2019 at 5:47 pm
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    Funny that you mention Fargo, I was thinking the same thing. The whole fiasco reads like a script from a comedy.

    • February 22, 2019 at 5:45 pm
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      The “Inside The NBA” check is pretty funny too. Made out to “Muggers” and the memo is for “mugging supplies”

  • February 21, 2019 at 7:00 pm
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    Even Obama knew to pay in cash, in non-U.S. currency!

  • February 21, 2019 at 7:55 pm
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    anyone this stupid deserves to be nailed

  • February 21, 2019 at 7:59 pm
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    I am thankful this guy is dumb as a box of rocks.
    I have said this on other sites, had he tried to pull this off in the spring (not during sub zero temperatures) , the street riots would have prevented any investigation at all.
    And you can be sure there would have been riots.

  • February 21, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    If you think this is real

    You’re part of what’s broken with the world.

    • February 21, 2019 at 8:34 pm
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      Well, of course that check isn’t real, genius. It has the PatriotRetort.com watermark, and it gives his address as the building by the Subway. And the account number is the phone number from the song by Tommy Tu-Tone. Do I need to print “this is a joke” on it as well? That doesn’t change the fact that he paid them by check. Are you new to this site?

      • February 21, 2019 at 10:29 pm
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        There is an AOC parody account. It says PARODY in the header. The number of outraged commenters is amazing…
        The inability of so many to comprehend humor is … disappointing.

      • February 22, 2019 at 8:10 am
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        Plus, I don’t imagine ol’ Juss writes in perfect cursive.

  • February 21, 2019 at 10:08 pm
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    SABRINA

    If you dan not learn to code; LEARN TO READ!

  • February 21, 2019 at 11:26 pm
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    I don’t doubt he is stupid, but I think he was confident that with the video of his “assault” playing 24/7 that the police wouldn’t be looking for weaknesses in his story.

  • February 21, 2019 at 11:48 pm
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    You don’t need to put the note at the top of the article.
    If people are that dumb to fall for the joke, laugh at them.

    • February 22, 2019 at 7:07 am
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      I am mocking the humorless not actually providing an editor’s note. Sure it’s snotty and petty, but there you go.

      • February 22, 2019 at 8:00 am
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        I guarantee you somebody has already contacted Snopes to “debunk” this image. Having been “debunked” by Snopes for a humorous photoshop image before, I just know somebody dumb has already gotten ahold of them.

  • February 22, 2019 at 5:04 pm
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    Trump’s economy is so good, even Jussie Smollett hired two guys.

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