Snap out of it!

Earth to young people: SNAP OUT OF IT!

Every time I think of a Bernie Sanders presidency, I feel a part of my soul die.

The thought of having to listen to that old crank holler at us in every weekly address, State of the Union Speech and Oval Office address is enough to make me want to suck a tailpipe.

Forget the fact that the old coot is delusional.

Forget the fact that his grasp of basic math, economics, and, well, reality is about as firm as that of a three-year-old.

Who would want to listen to that curmudgeon bellow endlessly from the podium for the next four years?

How far have young people sunk to go from the generation who fell for HOPE to the generation wildly enthusiastic about some old grump like Bernie.

If socialism isn’t workable when it’s sold to us in a shiny, articulate package, what makes you think socialism will be any more workable when sold by a loud, irritable, constipated septuagenarian?

If a polished turd couldn’t make socialism work, do you people really think a crusty old turd like Bernie Sanders will do any better?

Feeling the Bern? There’s an ointment for that. It’s called Reality.

Come back into the real world, boys and girls.

I don’t expect old, wrinkled actresses like Susan Sarandon to know any better. She lost her grip on reality years ago. But you’re young. There’s still time for you. Return to us on Planet Earth. Learn some basic math. Crack a book and learn how the economy works. Get your heads out of your asses and snap out of it!

Bernie isn’t the hope for our nation.

He isn’t even the hope of Sweden.

Reality is the ointment that can take care of that painful Berning sensation.

Come back to Planet Earth. And for heaven’t sake, get a clue.


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4 thoughts on “Snap out of it!

  • January 30, 2016 at 5:48 pm

    Must be that Common Core stuff they’re teaching kids in schools now. My granddaughter told me she wished she could vote so she could vote for Bernie. I told her I was going to see about having her committed to an institution for the chronic stupid. I didn’t really tell her that. I had a little conversation with her explaining some things that apparently aren’t taught in our schools.

  • January 30, 2016 at 11:21 pm

    Polished glitter turds, and crusty old polished glittered turds. At A Girl! It don’t matter none. It is all CRAP!! Let’s flush em out! Wash em away. Send them all down the 4″drain pipe. Thanks Dianny!!

  • January 31, 2016 at 7:37 am

    Dianny nailed it. I can’t take 3 minutes listening to this smelly old hunchback either. Considering the
    reports that Clinton and Sanders have no stamina I imagine the next debates will be held at an undisclosed hospital while hooked up to IVs.

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