Some Photoshops of The Omen … because, why not?

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I admit, it hadn’t occurred to me to think of Hoggie as Damien from the Omen.

And frankly, I’m surprised that didn’t spring to mind. He definitely has that creepy vibe going on. So much so that the fact it didn’t occur to me is a little embarrassing.

I’m also a bit surprised that my brother the ghoul who loves these kinds of movies didn’t suggest it to me.

After Hoggie doxed the executives at Arby’s restaurants in an effort to get them to drop Laura Ingraham’s show, I saw someone on Twitter mention that Hoggie is a lot like Satan’s little spawn from the Omen.

And now I can’t get the image out of my mind.

So I decided not to fight it and instead, did a handful of The Omen Photoshops starring Parkland’s Attention Hogg.

And I’ve decided I’m not calling him Wesley Crusher anymore.

From now on, he will always be Damien.

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And I’m guessing by now, you’re picturing that whole “I hopped on my bike and rode the three miles to school” from a totally different perspective.

 

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6 thoughts on “Some Photoshops of The Omen … because, why not?

  • March 30, 2018 at 7:45 pm
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    Thanks I needed a good laugh! My favorite meme is second one, they’re all great

  • March 30, 2018 at 7:47 pm
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    “And I’m guessing by now, you’re picturing that whole “I hopped on my bike and rode the three miles to school” from a totally different perspective.”

    🤣

  • March 31, 2018 at 8:16 am
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    I was thinking more along the lines of that annoying kid Issac, from Children of the Corn.
    Could you Photoshop Wesley on the body of Isaac, please?

    • March 31, 2018 at 8:26 am
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      Hasn’t that been done already? I might be wrong. But I thought somebody did that.

  • March 31, 2018 at 2:08 pm
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    Misquote. He said ” I hopped on my bike and road…….” Maybe the schools should teach more English, and less of whatever they do teach.

    • March 31, 2018 at 2:33 pm
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      He can’t be faulted for CBS having a typo in the transcript. It isn’t like his words appeared in a thought-bubble over his head when he spoke them.

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