I admit, it hadn’t occurred to me to think of Hoggie as Damien from the Omen.
And frankly, I’m surprised that didn’t spring to mind. He definitely has that creepy vibe going on. So much so that the fact it didn’t occur to me is a little embarrassing.
I’m also a bit surprised that my brother the ghoul who loves these kinds of movies didn’t suggest it to me.
After Hoggie doxed the executives at Arby’s restaurants in an effort to get them to drop Laura Ingraham’s show, I saw someone on Twitter mention that Hoggie is a lot like Satan’s little spawn from the Omen.
And now I can’t get the image out of my mind.
So I decided not to fight it and instead, did a handful of The Omen Photoshops starring Parkland’s Attention Hogg.
And I’ve decided I’m not calling him Wesley Crusher anymore.
From now on, he will always be Damien.
And I’m guessing by now, you’re picturing that whole “I hopped on my bike and rode the three miles to school” from a totally different perspective.
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