There should be a special Clinton Cam — just for fun

I’m sure you’ve heard by now that Bill and Hillary Clinton will be attending Donald Trump’s inauguration.

It’ll be the first time Hillary and Trump are on stage together since he called her “such a nasty woman.”

Just for fun, I hope the networks keep a camera locked on Hillary for the whole thing.

Instead of a Kiss Cam, they can call it the Clinton Cam.

Capture every frown, every sourpuss grimace.

It’s a damn good thing looks can’t kill because Hillary would be in bigger legal trouble than she already is.

I am curious.

Which Hillary will show up?

Will the blow-dried and set, make-up wearing Hillary make an appearance?

Or will she arrive wearing the death mask and stringy hair she’s been seen in lately?

However she looks, I’m betting she’ll have to be sedated to get through it. And the mysterious Diazepam pen guy will be nearby in case she needs another dose.

One thing’s for certain, if Bill looks more attentive and awake for Trump’s Inaugural Address than he did for Hillary’s endless convention speech, there’ll be hell to pay when they get back home.

Boy, it must gall her that she has to attend. I doubt she took the news altogether well.

I just keep thinking of all the breakables in the Chappaqua house.

If Bill were smart, he’d head to Jeffrey Epstein’s island until the morning of January 20th — just to avoid getting hit with any flying dishes.

Hat tip the New York Post

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4 thoughts on “There should be a special Clinton Cam — just for fun

  • January 4, 2017 at 6:18 am
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    Ha-ha-haaa! Brilliant Commentary, Dianny!
    I think she realizes that the nicer and more receptive to the inauguration she appears, the easier things will be for her with all her legal issues. Bonnie and Clyde are, by no means, out of the woods yet. In addition, she may still be eyeing the prize in New York as Mayor or Governor. It does her no good to be a sourpuss at this event. She has a lot of bad to undo in how she treated her faithful at the Javits Center.

  • January 4, 2017 at 10:11 am
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    Bill looks like Captain Pike from Star Trek

    • January 4, 2017 at 11:52 am
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      Pike from Star Trek? Colorful metaphor brilliant!! Dianny, to the photo shop, stat! lol!!

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