Sputtering psychopath Maxine claims Putin invented “Lock Her Up”

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Oy, this woman.

Despite the fact that Maxine Waters herself admits that there is no evidence of collusion between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin, she just can’t stop herself.

You know, growing up with a paranoid schizophrenic for a grandmother, I understand the idea of “perseveration” among the mentally ill.

For my grandmother, the things she fixated on were drugs and alcohol.

Some fixate on aliens or shadowy men from the government who out to get them.

And of course, some perseverate on the Russians.

Just like Maxine.

Yesterday poor, disturbed Maxine told MSNBC – the go-to network for the criminally insane – that it was Putin who invented those now-famous catch-phrases from Donald Trump’s rallies.

Yup. Vladimir Putin, hard at work in his laboratory like Dr. Frankenstein, breathed life into “Lock Her Up” and “Crooked Hillary.”

Someone should really find out if he holds the inventor’s patent on “Low Energy Jeb,” “Lyin’ Ted” and “Little Marco.”

From Breitbart:

“I really do believe that much of what you saw coming out of Trump’s mouth was a play from Putin’s playbook. I think that when you saw him absolutely calling Hillary crooked, the, ‘lock her up, lock her up’ all of that was developed.”

“Developed.” You got that?

Can’t you just envision Vladimir Putin bent over a work bench furiously concocting the perfect brew with which to take down Hillary?

“I think that was developed strategically with people from the Kremlin, with Putin, and I think it’s more than bank records.”

Suddenly, I’m getting a flashback of my grandmother accusing me of spraying “head-ache drugs” around her kitchen in order to make her sick.

So, let’s follow the bouncing psycho, shall we?

Maxine believes Putin invented “Lock Her Up” and “Crooked Hillary.” Then secretly passed these phrases along to Trump’s campaign.

And then people attending Trump’s rallies were somehow zapped with some kind of patented Kremlin Mind Control to “spontaneously” chant “Lock Her Up.”

Ipso facto, Donald Trump was colluding with Putin and it was more than bank records.

Naturally!

How did we all miss that?!

You know, part of me hopes that Maxine knows this is all crazy nonsense.

But part of me – the part that grew up with a paranoid schizophrenic grandmother — knows she really, really believes this.

And I don’t know which is worse to tell you the truth.

Maxine has gone far beyond being an embarrassment.

In fact, she passed the Embarrassment Off-Ramp about six exits back. By now, Maxine is careening at break-neck speed toward the Rubber Room Rest Stop.

And the fact that the Democrat Party permits this lunatic to routinely go on television and burp out her kooky conspiracy theories makes me wonder about their sanity as well.

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2 thoughts on “Sputtering psychopath Maxine claims Putin invented “Lock Her Up”

  • May 19, 2017 at 1:09 pm
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    Sorry, Dianny, but this time Maxine is absolutely correct: in Russian (according to Google Translate), лох хер уп means “f—ing hen!” A spot-on Putinism if there ever was one!

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  • May 19, 2017 at 3:18 pm
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    Next step? She appears on TV in a dominatrix outfit with a whip in one hand and handcuffs in the other all the while spouting about how she got Putin to admit to his many shenanigans by “exciting” him.
    Good Lord! where will it all end . . . and when? Will it finally wind down to a whimper in this century or the next? Let us hope!

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