Stacey Abrams: the Female Al Sharpton

Stacey Abrams is becoming the Female Al Sharpton

Come kiss her ring Democrat candidates!  You cannot run for President without first getting the blessing of the Female Al Sharpton, Stacey “Rerun” Abrams.

And they’re all playing along – just like they do with the real Al Sharpton.

Is there a single Democrat candidate who hasn’t taken the pilgrimage to Georgia to prostrate him or herself before the Female Al Sharpton?

The latest?

Pete Buttigieg.

Yes.  It isn’t enough just to get the approval of the Female Al Sharpton.  You also have to play into her delusional fantasy that she really did win the 2018 election for governor.

And it is embarrassing.

In fact, it’s just as embarrassing as when Democrat candidates make the pilgrimage to New York to slobber at the feet of the anti-Semitic “Reverend” Al.

In a sane world, a candidate would be no more willing to prostrate himself to the likes of the Female Al Sharpton than he would beg for the approval of the sputtering homeless man who shouts conspiracy theories on the subway.

But Democrats don’t live in a sane world.

Do they?

And for some reason Democrats believe Georgia’s crankiest, delusional sore loser is some kind of a King Maker.

The Female Al Sharpton and James Maxine Brown

Sure, I get it.

They think by traveling to Georgia and kissing the ring of the Female Al Sharpton they will somehow secure the black vote (because, apparently these Democrats believe all black people are delusional sore losers).

And while it is embarrassing, I can’t help but find it all manner of entertaining.

Because the more validation they give to the Female Al Sharpton, the more outrageous and delusional her claims become.

And I admit, watching the Reverend Stacey’s rapid slide into Crazy Town while desperate Democrats slobber for her approval is downright fun.

Hit the Tip Jar!

Every dollar makes a difference!  Hit the DONATE button in the side bar.  Or, set up a recurring monthly contribution by choosing SUBSCRIBE.

Please White List Patriot Retort

Not everyone can afford to make a donation.  But you can still help keep this site solvent by white listing PatriotRetort.com in your ad blocker. Ads help pay for this site and ad-blockers hurt that effort.  I made sure that the ads that appear here will not obstruct or interfere with your enjoyment of the content.  So please add PatriotRetort.com to your white list.

13 thoughts on “Stacey Abrams: the Female Al Sharpton

  • June 7, 2019 at 9:38 pm
    Permalink

    She sat in the seat in front of me on a plane last week.
    Flight attendants were stopping and taking pictures with her, calling her a “legend.”

    I’m sorry. No.

    • June 9, 2019 at 7:10 am
      Permalink

      You mean she was sitting in the 2 seats in front of you?

  • June 8, 2019 at 8:05 am
    Permalink

    Female Al Sharpton. Nailed it!

  • June 8, 2019 at 10:34 am
    Permalink

    I dreamed I was surrounded by dozens of Stacey Abrams characters, all lined up and glaring at me.

    Then the LSD wore off and I was standing in the maple syrup section of my local grocery store.

    • June 8, 2019 at 1:21 pm
      Permalink

      Next to the pancake mix.

  • June 8, 2019 at 1:20 pm
    Permalink

    She has a face I’ve seen on a box of pancake mix.

  • June 8, 2019 at 3:35 pm
    Permalink

    She lost….She’s a loser……She’ll always be a loser…….A loser in every category possible……But…….Weight……

    • June 8, 2019 at 11:34 pm
      Permalink

      Only thing she doesn’t seem to lose is weight.

  • June 8, 2019 at 4:51 pm
    Permalink

    “Tank” Abrams decided to drive into Atlanta, she took an exit off I-285 and after driving around town for hours got lost. So she stopped at a mini-mart and asked the clerk “How do I get to 285?” He told her to walk 4 miles a day and eat more salads.

  • June 8, 2019 at 6:24 pm
    Permalink

    Abrams would make 3 Sharptons after he lost all that cocaine weight. I’d hate to get in her way at a buffet!

  • June 8, 2019 at 7:15 pm
    Permalink

    Turn off the goddamned TV and move away from them. SHUN ICKY

  • June 8, 2019 at 8:10 pm
    Permalink

    I prefer the moniker “ghettopotomus”-it’s just a much better fit!

  • June 9, 2019 at 11:22 am
    Permalink

    Al had jowls like Stacey’s back in his Tawana Brawley days, but he’s dropped so much weight he’s only half the man he used to be.

Comments are closed.