Stock up on abortions!

You’d think the constant barrage of stupid coming from Leftists would get tiring.

But I’m not tired yet.

I just love the fact that these guys have been reduced to a quivering blob of sputtering incoherence.

And if enjoying it is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

It’s actually difficult to pin down just who on the Left has had the most idiotic response to Justice Kennedy’s announced retirement.

Twitter is overflowing with “Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”-level hysteria right now.

But if I had to choose the single stupidest take, currently my personal favorite is from the guy who calls NRA members terrorists.

How does one stock up on abortions?

Does anybody know?

“Hurry, honey! Get me pregnant now while I can still have an abortion!”

Stock up on abortions?

If Trump replacing Kennedy really does put Roe v Wade in danger, perhaps it would be better to stock up on things that one can legitimately stock up on. You know, like contraceptives.

I remember when they were fixing to ban saccharine tablets.

My grandfather went to the store and bought out all the saccharine tablets they had.

How do you do that with abortions?

Earth to Michael Ian Black: Abortions aren’t saccharine tablets, you utter prat.

But over four thousand people “liked” this tweet.

Which means, this guy is stupid, but he’s obviously surrounded by equally stupid people.

Including this US Senator from Massachusetts.

Among the things he’s not worried about: the millions of babies slaughtered since the Roe v Wade ruling was decided.

This hysteria isn’t a winning strategy.

You’d think two straight years of unending hysteria would have taught them that.

But Leftists cannot learn from their mistakes. Because they’re just too arrogant to realize how stupid they are.

As I’ve said countless times, arrogance coupled with ignorance is a dreadful combination.

But so long as it provides us both endless entertainment and ramped up enthusiasm for November’s election, we may as well let them continue to sputter in impotent rage.

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8 thoughts on “Stock up on abortions!

  • June 28, 2018 at 10:59 am
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    “I just love the fact that these guys have been reduced to a quivering blob of sputtering incoherence”

    They truly have!

    It’s getting so bad I’m going to have to wear a rain slicker due to the heads exploding.

  • June 28, 2018 at 11:38 am
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    I WISH Merkley were from Massachusetts, but sadly, he is from Oregon. But the good news is that Oregon is the 10th least psychopathic state in the nation! All the crazies are in Portland/Metro. The rest of us are (fairly) normal!

  • June 28, 2018 at 11:58 am
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    to get even better…there is talk that once the dems take back the House in Nov (snicker chortle) they will nominate Eric Swalwell from cali to be Speaker (bwahahahahahahaha)

  • June 28, 2018 at 11:58 am
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    The people who care so much about “the children” are losing it because they might not be able to kill them anymore? OK

  • June 28, 2018 at 12:56 pm
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    I had so much fun on Twitter yesterday with these utter knobs that I was forced to restart my account four times and prove I’m not a bot. I’m surprised they didn’t just ban me outright for 24 hours.

    • June 28, 2018 at 12:59 pm
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      If I read one “I’m literally shaking!” tweet, I read a hundred. They were “literally shaking,” “literally in tears,” “literally terrified” that we were “literally” going to be “literally a Handmaid’s Tale.”

      It was literally hilarious!

      • June 28, 2018 at 2:01 pm
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        Literally ROFLMAO!!!!!

  • June 28, 2018 at 4:57 pm
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    Yes, let’s stop separating families. Let’s stop separating children from their parents at the border (by shipping them back immediately). Let’s stop ripping babies out of their mothers’ wombs. And let’s stop incenting fathers not to stick around so that single mothers get more in welfare and actually create incentives to keep families together.

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