Stroke my leg hair!

Have you seen the video of then-VP Joe Biden prattling on about how the little kids liked to rub his leg hair and sit on his lap?

Apparently this queasy-making clip is from the same “speech” where old Joe recounted his tough-guy moment with a gang member named Corn Pop.

This clip made the rounds on social media this weekend and the whole leg hair thing had me reaching for an airsick bag.

If you think that clip is bad, just wait until you see this one.

Someone actually took the audio of Leg Hair Joe and used it in a cartoon.

I can’t even.

Do you suppose Alyssa Milano has to chase her son out of the room when Joe Biden talks about kids rubbing his leg hair?

But this is Joe.  He’s always been this way.

And he ain’t gonna change.  No matter how many “I realize social norms have changed” videos he makes.

In fact, not two months after his “I get it” video, Joe was right back to nuzzling a little girl on the campaign trail. On the plus side, he didn’t ask her to stroke his leg hair.

But this is the Great Hairy Hope of the Democrat Party.  This is the guy they believe is their best chance to defeat Donald Trump.

What does it say about the rest of the 2020 Democrat field that Hairy Leg Joe is the best the DNC has to offer?

I think his Malarkey bus needs a make-over.

Stroke my leg hair!

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6 thoughts on “Stroke my leg hair!

  • December 3, 2019 at 12:56 pm
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    The worst part of the original video of Pedo-Joe saying he “likes when kids jump on his lap” is the cringe worthy way he looks down at the little girl next to him, and says it almost slowly with a dirty grin. Man got some REAL issues. Watch it again and pay attention to the last seconds.

    • December 6, 2019 at 5:49 pm
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      And what’s with Pervy Joe’s push-up challenges? For once I’d like to see someone call his bluff and watch Buffoon Joe fall flat on his face attempting one push-up.

      • December 7, 2019 at 7:06 am
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        Expressed another way, Joe’s a bluffer surrounded by fluffers.

    • December 7, 2019 at 7:43 am
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      Pedo-Joe: “Kids, don’t forget the middle leg.”

  • December 3, 2019 at 5:42 pm
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    In a nation of 330 million people, this gaggle of pandering buffoons Is the best the Democrats can field? If pervy, sleepy, hairy-legged Joe is their “great white hope” (ooo, is that racist?), the donkey party is not in a nosedive, it’s in complete free-fall. Should be fun to watch the landing.

  • December 4, 2019 at 11:30 pm
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    Speaking stylistically, the “JOE” on the side of the bus makes me think of a wheelchair speeding off towards the left….

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