Tuesday evening, the breathless news media was quivering like a spastic colon over the “high stakes,” “explosive” testimony from the long-silent Robert Mueller. This was going to be the moment that Superhero Mueller comes to save the day! Trump is probably nervous as hell. Yup. The walls are closing in. Trump’s time is nearly up.
But as with most of RussiaGate, the hype didn’t match up with reality.
Yesterday morning, ResistanceLOL Superhero Mueller rushed into a phone booth, ripped open his spandex outfit and revealed a stuttering, half-deaf, confused old man in a suit.
And that was the Robert Mueller who showed up to save the day for the Impeachment-eager Democrats.
Robert Mueller’s House testimony wasn’t just a nothing burger; it was a painful, agonizing, disappointing disaster …
… for the ResistanceLOL.
The Superhero of the ResistanceLOL – the man who was going to “take Trump down” wasn’t the one who showed up yesterday.
Because he doesn’t exist.
Superhero Mueller is a fiction concocted in the fevered, Trump-deranged minds of the ResistanceLOL.
The real Robert Mueller didn’t seem to have the foggiest idea what was contained in his own eponymous report.
When he wasn’t asking for questions to be repeated, Mueller was confused, self-contradictory, unprepared and out of his depth.
I went on Twitter and followed along with the live tweeting from folks like Mollie Hemingway, Sean Davis, Julie Kelly, Will Chamberlain, and Kimberly Strassel. And those guys, as it turns out, are far more familiar with the contents of the Mueller Report than Superhero Mueller is.
And how crestfallen the members of the ResistanceLOL must be right now.
This group of Hill interns slept in the hallway last night to be first in line for the Mueller hearing. pic.twitter.com/kxSbJh3T88— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) July 24, 2019
Sure, they were all smiles yesterday morning. But within thirty minutes of Mueller’s testimony, I’m thinking those smiles were wiped clean off their faces like Hillary’s hard drives.
The girl with the pink backpack probably went home and ritually burned her copy of the Mueller Report in her bathroom sink as she sat on the toilet sobbing inconsolably.
How much you wanna bet she look more like this today:
You can’t help but enjoy the Schadenfreude.
And if you think those interns were crushed, just imagine how the RussiaGate peddlers in the news media must be feeling.
There’s a reason those on the Right were eagerly encouraging the Democrats to call Mueller to testify.
Those not invested in the fantasy RussiaGate knew instinctively that Mueller’s testimony was bound to be disaster for the impeachment-eager Democrat House.
As Rita Panahi once said, “President Trump is blessed with truly moronic opponents.” So naturally, the House Democrats insisted Mueller testify.
You know things ain't going the way Nadler wants when he takes time away from his Democrat counterparts to end this testimonial mess quickly. 🤣🤣😂— TheLastRefuge (@TheLastRefuge2) July 24, 2019
Russiagate was the Pizzagate of the mainstream media. #MuellerHearings— Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) July 24, 2019
I’m just glad the resist crowd had a chance to burn their Mueller candles again. No one likes waste!— LB (@beyondreasdoubt) July 24, 2019
And while most people with a brain know that Superhero Mueller destroyed the Impeachment Fetishists’ hopes and dreams yesterday, the Democrats won’t give it up.
That’s why even after the agonizing day of disappointments, the usual suspects are still beating the Impeachment drum.
Did we have special effects, soaring music and a laser light show? No.— Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) July 24, 2019
But the @HouseJudiciary Committee today did establish that @realDonaldTrump committed multiple acts of Obstruction of Justice. Those are felonies. We have a felon in the White House. #MuellerHearings https://t.co/uBUF6RyJ9j
Yes, Ted. It was the absence of a laser light show that made the Mueller hearing such a disaster, you gormless twat.
I said once of Maxine Waters that “God Himself could descend from heaven and tell Maxine that President Trump is innocent, and she’d accuse God of being a stooge to the Kremlin.”
That holds true for Ted Lieu, Adam Schiff, Jerry Nadler, Eric Swalwell and the rest of the idiot Democrats in the House.
They’ll never let it go.
They can’t let it go. It’s all they have left. And rather than simply accept the fact that their two-and-a-half-year witch hunt was based on smoke, they just keep wishin’ and hopin’.
Republicans are discrediting Mueller to the point that Dems will start saying the only reason collusion wasn’t found is that Mueller was incompetent. #MuellerHearings— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) July 24, 2019
But I think for the normal Americans outside of the DC/NYC/Hollywood bubble, the myth of Superhero Mueller and the grand “Trump is a criminal who must be frog-marched out of the White House” narrative died a painful, embarrassing death yesterday.
No matter what the wishful Democrats and their media handmaids may want to tell themselves.
And their insisting on trying to keep the dream alive will only make them look petty, churlish and a wee bit delusional.
History will show that President Trump won a second term on July 24, 2019— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) July 24, 2019
This was an unmitigated disaster for the Democrats, and only the most blindly partisan will disagree#MuellerHearing #MuellerHearings #MuellerTime
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