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So long Spartacus

Another one bites the dust. So long Spartacus! We completely forgot you were even running.

Cory Booker, who last year proclaimed himself Spartacus is now claiming he is Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Talk about delusions of grandeur.

When asked by a 9-year-old what his superpowers were, Cory Booker, vacuous gasbag that he is, answered in the most embarrassingly Cory-esque fashion.

Cory cites WW2 and going to the moon to defend the “Green New Deal.” But neither of those events would’ve happened in that world of pure imagination.

Booker has the depth of a rain puddle and the intellectual breadth of a block of government cheese.

Never go full Cory Booker.

Don’t you love these preening 2020 hopefuls and their delusions of grandeur?

August 6, 2018 Dianny Cory Booker

Conservatives could get a lot of mileage out of handing Cory a sign to hold. Here are just a few ideas.

Senate Democrats are lightweight partisans and careless, ignorant fools.

If you’re going to do a performance, the least you could do is take a few acting lessons first.