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Mueller Report

Hollywood and Popular Culture Humor 

Celebrities desperate to breathe life into a corpse

June 26, 2019June 26, 2019 Dianny Celebrity Resistance, Mueller Report, Trump Derangement Syndrome

Sorry, Hollywood. The Mueller Report was dead on arrival. Stop dragging the corpse around like you’re Norman Bates and get over it.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News Leftists/Democrats Scandal Central 

Obstruction springs eternal in the hearts of the Tinfoil Hat Brigade

April 19, 2019April 19, 2019 Dianny Mueller Report, Mueller Witch Hunt

With collusion dead, the conspiracy theorists in Congress and the media are shifting to the nonsensical obstruction of justice.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News Leftists/Democrats Scandal Central 

That was so much fun!

April 18, 2019April 19, 2019 Dianny Mueller Report, RussiaGate implodes, William Barr

Watching Barr crush the hopes and dreams of the Democrat/Media complex is more fun than a day at Disneyland.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News Scandal Central 

Rachel Maddow: Keepin’ the Conspiracy Alive

March 26, 2019March 26, 2019 Dianny John Brennan, Mueller Report, Rachel Maddow, RussiaGate hoax

How long before men in white coats come to take Rachel Maddow away?

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Enslaved Press/Fake News Humor Leftists/Democrats 

IT MUST BE A CODED MESSAGE!!

March 24, 2019March 24, 2019 Dianny Mueller Report, The Resistance, Trump Derangement Syndrome, Trump tweets

Good morning?! WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?!

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

This is what Denial looks like

March 23, 2019 Dianny Mueller Report, Rachel Maddow, Russiagate, Trump Derangement Syndrome

Denial. It ain’t just a river in Egypt.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News Scandal Central 

Better put Rachel Maddow on Suicide Watch

March 23, 2019March 23, 2019 Dianny Mueller Report, Rachel Maddow, Russiagate, The Resistance

All this time, I figured Maddow knew the garbage conspiracies she was peddling were nonsense — that she was in on the con. But the look of mystified confusion on her face last night leads me to believe she really, genuinely believed the lie.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News Scandal Central 

Those who weaponized Mueller fear Trump will weaponize Mueller

March 22, 2019March 23, 2019 Dianny Mueller Report, Mueller Witch Hunt, The Resistance

They were so certain that Mueller would be the deus ex machina — turning up in the nick of time to rescue them from the Trump Presidency. And now that dream is falling apart like an old sweater in the spin cycle.

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