Talking Ken Doll enters the 2020 race

Talking Ken Doll enters the 2020 race

Looks like Potty Mouth Barbie has a little company in the 2020 race.  Yesterday the talking Ken doll from California officially launched his quest for the White House in front of a brimming crowd of about [checks notes] a thousand people.

Say, that’s about how many people Potty Mouth Barbie was able to cobble together.

I don’t know why Conspiracy Theory Ken here thinks he has a chance in hell.

After all, he’s running for the nomination of a party that thinks white, heterosexual males are the root of all evil.

And not only is he a white, heterosexual male, he’s a thick-necked former athlete white, heterosexual male.

With identity stats like that, this talking Ken doll doesn’t even rate the lowest level on the Intersectional Totem Pole.

Add to that the fact that outside of his California district, the only people who know who he is are CNN viewers and the RussiaGate Groupies on Twitter.

And in a country of over three hundred million people, being known by a few hundred thousand isn’t the name recognition you need to run for national office.

As Kat Timpf put it Saturday night on the Gutfeld Show:

Eric Swalwell is known for two things:

1. Peddling the RussiaGate Conspiracy Theory

And 2. Wanting to nuke gun owners who refuse to surrender their scary “assault” weapons.

That’s not exactly the resume one needs to become Chief Executive and Commander-in-Chief.

But self-awareness is in short supply in the Democrat Party.

So naturally this talking Ken doll really does believe running on “gun control” is a winning strategy.

Of course every Democrat candidate is promoting gun control – including the candidates that are way up on the Intersectional Totem Pole. And if Conspiracy Theory Ken thinks gun control is his way of standing out in this crowded field, he’s not particularly bright.

As I’ve said before, though Jesse Kelly refers to Elizabeth Warren’s 2020 run as the “Campaign of Cringe,” the truth is that moniker could easily apply to every other Democrat running.

And I’m sure this talking Ken doll will provide oodles of cringe before he drops out from lack of interest.

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8 thoughts on “Talking Ken Doll enters the 2020 race

  • April 15, 2019 at 12:46 pm
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    well i’ll be damned…swallwell is straight

  • April 15, 2019 at 6:10 pm
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    One of your best!!!!

  • April 16, 2019 at 8:29 am
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    “Straight” and “closeted” are two different things. Just sayin’.

  • April 16, 2019 at 8:58 am
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    Good God, the best candidate to date, now the liberals will program it to be a moron like the rest, so that it is a fair competition.

  • April 16, 2019 at 1:21 pm
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    We need the Talking Ken Doll to illustrate just how stupid the Democrat plans for this country really are.

    Go Ken, go. You won’t survive the first round of primaries, but at least you tried, window licker.

  • April 16, 2019 at 2:39 pm
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    I don’t think you will find a ‘hot (white) chick in a pink convertible’ to pair with him since he apparently is homosexual. Unless she’s the sexual doorknob of society confused by her/it/his own white sexual identity.

  • April 18, 2019 at 5:24 am
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    He seems creepy

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