Teenage girl in a snit is running for Maryland Governor

Yesterday, Big Fur Hat from iOTWReport posted a campaign ad from Maryland Gubernatorial candidate Richard Madaleno that displays the emotional maturity of a teenage girl in a snit.

This video is so inadvertently embarrassing and clownish, I had to watch it twice to see if it was a parody.

Apparently, Madaleno thinks the way to become the Chief Executive of a state is to behave like a snotty and petty teenage girl.

And, of course, the target of his snittiness is President Trump.

Because …. reasons and stuff.

Prepare yourself for thirty seconds of the most childish display ever.

 
I haven’t seen that kind of exploitation of little children since that vile video of Mexican kids flipping the bird and screaming the F-word at Donald Trump.

So, a pro-abortion, anti-school choice, anti-gun gay man who lets Donald Trump live rent-free in his head wants to be the Chief Executive of Maryland.

And why?

To be able to say “Take that!” to a President who probably doesn’t even know the snotty teenage girl exists.

And how precisely is kissing a guy at the end of the ad going to piss off Donald Trump and the Republicans?

Honey, it doesn’t piss anyone off.

If anything, the Republicans in Maryland are probably high-fiving each other that the Democrat competition is such a lightweight, emotionally immature imbecile.

This ad doesn’t make you look like someone who could lead a state. It just makes you look like a huffy teenage girl who will do anything for attention.

Not only that. It plays on the stereotype that gay men are frivolous, catty and not to be taken seriously.

Donald Trump is the first President who has been openly supportive of gay rights and gay marriage long before he ran for office.

You know, unlike Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton.

He didn’t need to “evolve” the way they did because he was already there.

For Pete’s sake. President Trump chose an openly gay man to be his Ambassador to Germany.

So how, pray tell, will your petty mean girl exhibitionism piss him off?

Sugar, it won’t piss him off. I’m guessing he doesn’t even know you exist.

This is childish, self-absorbed and puerile.

If you want to be Governor of Maryland, maybe you should spend more time proving you are up for the job and less time on sophomoric antics to “own” a President who couldn’t care less about you.

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6 thoughts on “Teenage girl in a snit is running for Maryland Governor

  • June 8, 2018 at 10:04 am
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    So I am not the only one who thought the ad juvenile.

  • June 8, 2018 at 11:39 am
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    Hope his partner doesn’t mind being called “First Lady” if he wins.

    One thing I’ve noticed in almost all of the Liberal ads I’ve seen is the person saying “I did” this or that to stop Trump and the Republicans. I’m having a hard time thinking of one thing they did as a Party or as an individual that succeeded.

    I didn’t think the video was hilarious but it was amusing in that it got my sick mind stirring. All I could envision was AL Gore tongue-snaking his wife at the DNC convention.

  • June 8, 2018 at 4:48 pm
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    ALL the numbers are UP.
    ALL OF THEM.
    I’m still trying to figure out what is so damn BAD for all these lefties.
    I see it all over the net. EVERY member of the Republican Party is constantly called “certifiably insane”, “morons”, “turds”, “piece of shit”, “wanna-be tyrant…”
    The latest for President Trump is “…a spineless, soulless, huge grotesque infant, still quaking in the shadow of Obama.”
    HA! Yeah, riiight!”
    What is wrong with these people??
    They had 8 YEARS to do whatever the hell they were trying to accomplish.
    The American people had enough of that losing crap.
    WE DON’T WANT WHATEVER IT IS YOU’RE SELLING.

  • June 9, 2018 at 5:56 pm
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    Curious minds want to know, which one was the blushing bride?

    And what a disgraceful ad. Using kids to prop up Planned Parenthood. Those kids have NO idea what PP does.

  • June 10, 2018 at 9:01 am
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    Another SoyBoi….flinging Poo at Republicans/Conservatives. This is why we will WIN in November!

  • June 11, 2018 at 10:38 am
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    That is the funniest video I’ve ever seen. I spit my coffee out laughing.

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