The Addams Activists

So I was chatting with my friend MJA from iOTWReport.com. And she told me the scrawny little gremlin from Parkland kinda, sorta reminds her of Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams from the movie “The Addams Family.”

I nearly choked on my Polar Seltzer water I was laughing so hard.

Then, it occurred to me that his shaved-head pal would make the perfect Puglsey Addams.

You gotta admit. The resemblance is mysterious and spooky — not to mention altogether ooky.

So when I got done laughing my ass off, I hurried back to my office and opened Photoshop.

See, I wasn’t kidding when I said we’re going to play by their set of rules.

And Alinsky said “ridicule is man’s most potent weapon” – or Dianny’s most potent weapon as the case may be.

Any old how. Here you go.

With thanks to MJA – The Addams Activists:

UPDATE
I originally wrote “Winona Ryder” instead of “Christina Ricci.” My bad. Thank you Whoopie for pointing out the error. I blame it on my concussion because I’m blaming everything on my concussion this week.

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14 thoughts on “The Addams Activists

  • March 30, 2018 at 9:06 pm
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    You’re really having fun with this, aren’t you Dianny?

    😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

    • March 30, 2018 at 9:08 pm
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      I’d be nicer, but all this blood on my hands gets in the way.

      • March 31, 2018 at 12:26 am
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        Say what??

  • March 30, 2018 at 9:43 pm
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    If you keep this up, I’m a gonna boycott somethin’…

  • March 30, 2018 at 9:54 pm
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    Lol… Hogg reminds me of Veruca Salt, speaking of famous creepy child characters

  • March 30, 2018 at 10:39 pm
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    Made me crack up again!

  • March 31, 2018 at 6:55 am
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    How old is the owner of this blog? [You mean Snopes didn’t tell you my age?] Time to grow up. [Let me guess, Red State is mature! Red State would NEVER run a satirical post like this!]

    • March 31, 2018 at 7:14 am
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      Look who’s back! Thanks for providing more hits, cupcake!

      • March 31, 2018 at 8:17 pm
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        OMG why does Erik Erickson keep showing up here? 😀

        • March 31, 2018 at 8:29 pm
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          You know him — always sticking his big toe where it don’t belong.

      • April 5, 2018 at 7:35 am
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        So this troll is questioning your maturity by trolling?!

        Physician heal thyself. Good grief he needs to get a life.

  • March 31, 2018 at 9:08 am
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    Actually it was Christina Ricci who plated Wednesday in the movie versions.

    • March 31, 2018 at 9:49 am
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      What did I say? Oh, I meant Christina Ricci. What the hell was I thinking?! Thanks. I’ll correct that.

  • March 31, 2018 at 9:38 am
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    It’s not difficult to survive the massacre when you weren’t there Davey. I survived it too cuz I wasn’t there either.

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