The Climate Change Comedy Stylings of AOC

The Climate Change Comedy Stylings of AOC

“Good evening, folks.  And welcome to the Climate Change Comedy Club!  We got a great line-up for you tonight.  First up, from the Bronx, please give it up for the climate change comedy stylings of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez!!”

“Wow!  Thank you so much!  It’s like, great to be here and whatever!  You know, I was hoping to arrive here at the Climate Change Comedy Club by high-speed rail, but wouldn’t you know it?  The Republicans won’t fund it!”

[laughter]

“I gotta tell ya, folks.  I mean, like, you know.  I had to hire an Uber.”

[laughter and applause]

“You know what’s fun?  I, like, get so much fun out of terrifying little children by telling them the world is ending in twelve years.”

[wild laughter]

“I know, right?! Those little kids are, like, so easy to prank. It’s like, you know!”

[laughter and applause]

“I mean, jeeze, you guys!  Like, it’s a joke! There they are running through the halls of Congress all terrified and traumatized and like ‘Oh, no!  We’re gonna like die in like twelve years!!!’ And I’m like, duh! Can’t they take dry humor and sarcasm?! I mean, like, come on! Are you like a sea sponge?!”

[wild laughter and applause]

“I mean, like, are you friggin’ Sponge Bob Square Pants?! Come on!”

After months of fearmongering that the world is going to end in twelve years if we didn’t pass her stupid Green New Deal, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez let us in on a little secret.

She was just joking!

That’s right, folks.  It was just the crazy climate change comedy stylings of the former bartender turned Twitterlebrity.

Problem is, one of the sea sponges that failed to get the joke is none other than the Climate Change Comedy Queen herself, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Thomas Lifson at American Thinker found this quote from one of Alexandria’s Instagram posts about the impending disaster of Climate Change:

“For everyone who wants to make a joke about that, you may laugh, but your grandkids will not.”

What the heck, AOC?! You must have the social intelligence of a sea sponge to think it’s literal!

Yet now this dimwitted fool wants us to believe that all her “The end is nigh” fearmongering was just some subtle, nuanced bit of Climate Change Comedy.

Good heavens, what an idiot.

The fact is, the “GOP” (AKA everyone with half a brain) knew all along that this gloom and doom about the world ending in twelve years is a joke.

It’s why we don’t take anything this clown says seriously.

Why else was her ridiculous and quickly-deleted fact sheet met with raucous laughter?

“Thank you and goodnight!  I’ll be here every night until 2020!  Be sure to try the Green New Veal!”

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11 thoughts on “The Climate Change Comedy Stylings of AOC

  • May 13, 2019 at 10:36 am
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    Snow predicted across northern New England tomorrow ….
    BTW: how would you PhotoShop braces on her teeth?

  • May 13, 2019 at 11:21 am
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    Consider “Marvelous Mrs. Maisel” — female stand-up comedy is HOT right now! Too much good stuff here in your post…

    You know, like, has “Occasional Cortex” been taking lessons

    ??

  • May 13, 2019 at 12:33 pm
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    AOC reminds me of Rosanne Rose-ana-dan (Gilda Radner character SNL). She raves and rants about an issue, say 12 years to solve Climate Change or else. At the end she says:

    NEVER MIND!!!!

    Priceless!

    • May 13, 2019 at 1:28 pm
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      Actually, that was Emily Litella. But I got your point.

      • May 17, 2019 at 10:00 am
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        Thanks Dianny!!! I am getting old and my brain doesn’t memory as well as it used to!

  • May 13, 2019 at 1:42 pm
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    She’ll be here all week, folks. And don’t forget to tip your bartender.

  • May 13, 2019 at 7:02 pm
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    Lol, I remember both of Gilda’s characters! But maybe AOC is most like “Judy” but instead of the I hate Jennifer Show, it’s “The Republikans are Ascared of Me Show!”

  • May 14, 2019 at 1:55 am
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    and robbie orourke tried to do her one better, by saying it is only 10 years away.
    he probably uses a sponge when he waxes

    snow on the ground in Vermont

  • May 14, 2019 at 3:47 pm
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    Remember when Al Gore said the polar ice caps would be gone by 2013?

    Then a bunch of stupid tree hugging hippies went down to see the shrinking ice and got stranded and had to be rescued by an icebreaker. hahahahaha

  • May 14, 2019 at 8:42 pm
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    We can always count on AOC to provide lunacy.

    On his show tonight, Levin ran her Green New Deal rally bullshit speech….AND DESTROYED HER!

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