The Creepy Porn Lawyer is back

Creepy Porn Lawyer

After announcing back in December that he would not run for President in 2020, Creepy Porn Lawyer Michael Avenatti is once again hinting that he might run

Because why settle for conning one paraplegic out of his money when you can con the whole country?

Apparently the Creepy Porn Lawyer doesn’t think any of the candidates running have that special something that would defeat President Trump.

Which is what, exactly? Multiple federal indictments?

From CNBC:

“I am increasingly concerned that the Dems don’t have the right fighter to go toe to toe with Trump,” he said. “And the future of the republic and our way of life is on the line. He is a brawler who has no bounds. The Dems need a guy who can match him punch for punch. I may be that guy.”

I guess the Creepy Porn Lawyer forgot he’s in a peck of legal trouble and facing prison time.

Avenatti told CNBC that the odds of him entering the race are 50/50.

I guess it all comes down to whether the he ends up in prison or not.

But since Avenatti is running as a Democrat, being convicted wouldn’t necessarily stop him from running for office.

I can just see it. Creepy Porn Lawyer standing on the debate stage bellowing at his fellow Democrat candidates while his ankle monitor quietly beeps in the background.

What a clown.

“I don’t think I need to make a final decision for a number of months. I have the name ID and everyone knows I’m one of the few effective fighters that the Dems have,” he said.

Everyone knows, huh?

Just how effective is this self-proclaimed “fighter?”

I mean other than helping confirm Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court and making CNN look like a bunch of foolish prats, how “effective” is he?

Despite all the bluster and airtime on cable news and Sunday shows, the Creepy Porn Lawyer failed to lay a single glove on President Trump.  The closest he came was when the judge dismissed his lawsuit and ordered his client to pay the President’s legal fees.

That doesn’t sound like a particularly effective fighter to me.

Avenatti’s fighting prowess is about as effective as Kirsten Gillibrand’s.

Maybe Michael should save all his alleged “fighting” to keep his sorry ass out of prison.

Then again, LB is right.

If you can scam one client out of millions, just think of how much money you can rake in for yourself by scamming Democrat voters.

And heaven knows he’ll need the cash. Lawyers ain’t cheap.

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7 thoughts on “The Creepy Porn Lawyer is back

  • August 4, 2019 at 9:56 am
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    Good Grief! Did I wake up in an alternate universe this morning. What next? Alyssa Milano jumps into the race as a Republican.

    • August 6, 2019 at 4:25 pm
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      Don’t be surprised about Milano. Seems like the insane asylum has opened its doors & the leftists are streaming out!

  • August 4, 2019 at 1:44 pm
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    Sounds like he wants to wait, and see how much in donations for his campaign he can get, first.

  • August 4, 2019 at 1:58 pm
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    “But since Avenatti is running as a Democrat, being convicted wouldn’t necessarily stop him from running for office.”

    Hilarious!

  • August 5, 2019 at 3:29 am
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    I don’t know if he’s an effective fighter but his shitstick attitude makes me want to pound his face a little. Maybe that’s what he’s getting at, he wants to take a few pinches.

  • August 5, 2019 at 10:12 am
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    Text Mike to 30330

    • August 6, 2019 at 4:25 pm
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      Good one!

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