The Forever First Scold is Forever Disappointed

Forever disappointed

Uh-oh. The Forever First Lady Scold is disappointed with us again.

We’re always letting her down, aren’t we?

First, we chose the “bad parent” who lets us stay up late and eat candy when we should have chosen the good parent who tells us to eat our carrots.

And now, Michelle is disappointed with all the women who rejected the petty notion that our gender necessitates how we vote.

Yes, Michelle is forever disappointed.

Don’t you know that scolding us hurts her more than it hurt us?!

While Maxine is disappointed with Kanye for talking out of turn, Michelle is disappointed with women for voting out of turn.

Speaking at the “United State of Women” Summit, our forever disappointed Forever First Scold said:

“In light of this last election I’m concerned about women, about how we think about ourselves and each other. I think more about what is going on in our heads where we let that happen.”

How dare you women who voted for Trump give Michelle so much grief?

Our Forever First Scold is concerned about your mental state.

You know, the same way Leftist blacks are concerned about Kanye’s.

For Michelle – and Maxine – identity groups must vote as one bloc.

They will brook no independence or deviation from the hive.

We must be like the Borg – thinking as one, speaking as one, and voting as one.

You see, Michelle doesn’t want shtrong, independent women, but subservient, compliant ones.

And it isn’t “empowerment” she seeks, but conformity.

But this is the Left.

You must speak the same, think the same, vote the same as everybody else in your subdivided identity group.

And woe be to you if you disappoint them.

Hat tip The Daily Caller.

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5 thoughts on “The Forever First Scold is Forever Disappointed

  • May 7, 2018 at 9:57 am
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    This is why the Dems are putting so much energy into immigration, they need the votes.

    Their choke hold on white women, blacks, and millennial’s is being eroded by the good economy and job prosperity. Old alliances are being questioned, folks are starting to think for themselves. I say bravo.

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  • May 7, 2018 at 10:42 am
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    Agitprop sure to agitate 😆

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  • May 7, 2018 at 1:47 pm
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    I see a lot more disappointment in Michelle’s future…

    You’re not in the White House any more you spoiled pompous Bitch! Get used to it.

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  • May 7, 2018 at 8:41 pm
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    The only time someone scolding you matters is if you actually care about what that person says.

    Since I couldn’t care less what the EX first lady says she can go pound sand.

    I reserve the right to make up my own mind which is the most liberated and enlightened you can be.

    Mooschelle should just shrink back into the dark place from which she arose.

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  • May 8, 2018 at 4:32 pm
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    I’m confused. If gender is just a social construct, isn’t Michelle actually disappointed with individuals who identify as women but don’t vote like individuals who identify as women are supposed to vote–according to Michelle, who I think identifies as a woman. And if gender is a spectrum, how can you have identity groups?

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