The Hirschfeld of semen

Remember Al Hirschfeld?

He was the caricature artist who would surreptitiously hide his daughter Nina’s name within his sketches.

As for example in this sketch of Carol Channing.

Hirschfeld

Well, it turns out Barack Obama’s portrait artist is a bit like Al Hirschfeld.

Only, instead of hiding the name of his daughter, Kehinde Wiley sneaks in a few sperm cells.

Yeah. He’s the Hirschfeld of semen.

A sort of “Where’s Waldo” for spooge.

And apparently, he snuck a little swimmer into the portrait of the former president.

Give me a minute. I’m laughing really hard and am having trouble typing.

Okay! I’m back!

Just when you thought this hideous, cartoony-looking painting couldn’t get any more ridiculous, we learn about the semen.

I’m trying to imagine Barack and Michelle on their way home from the Smithsonian yesterday.

Did they know what they were getting into when they hired these two “artists” to do their portraits?

Can’t you just see them in the limousine – all grumpy and embarrassed when they considered that these two ridiculous paintings would be hanging out in public for all the world to see.

Oh well!

Too late to do anything about it now.

Thanks, Barack and Michelle. You finally brought some joy into my life.

Hat tip the Daily Caller.

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6 thoughts on “The Hirschfeld of semen

  • February 13, 2018 at 6:11 pm
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    Dianny, you’re really mean to Zero and Mooch.
    I love it!!!

  • February 13, 2018 at 6:57 pm
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    not on his temple, on his mouth

  • February 13, 2018 at 7:54 pm
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    Did you notice how weird his left hand looks? How much fatty palm tissue must you have to look like that under the pinkie? Downright ugly painting all the way around.

  • February 13, 2018 at 11:35 pm
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    The dude has 6 fingers as well.
    This kind of “art” is a reproach to everything that is decent in America.
    It should be burned, and that couple should be banned back to Kenya.

  • February 14, 2018 at 9:23 am
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    The Obama’s wouldn’t be grumpy about the pictures, they probably think they are greater then the Mona Lisa, you know after all they are pictures of themselves (except the the Michelle one, James Woods thinks it’s Kerry Washington).

  • February 14, 2018 at 10:06 am
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    Mooch needs some lotion; she’s lookin’ a little ashy. Oh wait, it IS Ash Wednesday after all!

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