The Hunchback of Chappaqua

Hunchback of Chappaqua

Like I said earlier, yesterday I was sweating my ass off. It’s friggin’ hot in New York State. But Hillary Clinton is dressing like it’s November.

Honestly, I don’t know how she can stand it.

Yesterday Hillary and Bill attended the Chappaqua Memorial Day parade and, as the Daily Mail put it, The bulge is back!

Clearly she’s hiding something.

 
Grandma wore an oversized coat with her ubiquitous scarf while I was here perspiring like a garment worker in a sweatshop.

Chappaqua

I’m getting overheated just looking at her.

Which is odd. Because ordinarily just looking at her sends a chill down my spine.

Like I said the other day, I don’t know who she thinks she’s fooling.

Either Hillary has grown a hump or she’s wearing something cumbersome she’s trying desperately to hide.

But if Hillary turns up in the bell tower of a church in Chappaqua howling “Sanctuary” at the top of her lungs, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised.

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11 thoughts on “The Hunchback of Chappaqua

  • May 29, 2018 at 2:56 pm
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    she wears these clothes because she is a cold-blooded reptilian

    • May 29, 2018 at 5:08 pm
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      I’ve read a LOT of guesses on this and this is the BEST I’ve seen!!!!

    • May 30, 2018 at 10:10 am
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      Not familiar with this site, no way to give “Likes” to comments?? Would give you 100 “Likes” if I could!

  • May 29, 2018 at 10:52 pm
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    Your stuff is INCREDIBLE Dianny! Love it!!!

    • May 30, 2018 at 10:12 am
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      We should rename her, Qua-si-Mo-TWO

  • May 30, 2018 at 2:02 am
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    Well, thank you, spell check, for rewriting my comment!!! Let me try again.

    I wished to say that Hillery’s black emergency van seems to be following them, just in case she needs hauling away.

    • May 30, 2018 at 10:06 am
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      I think you are correct. Good eye.

  • May 30, 2018 at 3:24 am
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    She had a hunch she was going to lose!

  • May 30, 2018 at 6:37 am
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    Mystery solved…i always wondered where Obamas spine was…now we know.

  • May 30, 2018 at 9:14 am
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    Why, over decades of time, does Bubba always seem to have his mouth open in pictures?

  • May 30, 2018 at 10:30 am
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    I was in Walmart yesterday and there was this little old lady hunched over and pushing a shopping cart and she had the exact same outline of a back brace under her shirt as Hillary. Hillary has dowager’s hump due to osteoporosis. That back brace is so she can still appear to walk upright. She’s not fooling anyone but herself.

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