Whelp. Now that Barack Obama has left the building, the Lapdog Media is without a master.
Rather than look for another Democrat to slobber over, the Lapdogs have gotten themselves a lapdog of their very own.
I have never seen anyone suck up to the Enslaved Press nearly as much as the octogenarian Senator from Arizona.
If CNN or NBC or any of the other hacks in the Enslaved Press need someone to come when he’s called and attack his fellow Republicans, John McCain is the one who hears the whistle.
You remember that old Sylvester cartoon with Spike and Chester?
Well, I’m going to remind you.
That little yellow dog there? Chester?
That is John McCain.
Whenever the Enslaved Press need someone to lift his leg and pee all over Donald Trump’s agenda, they go to their favorite Lapdog, little yappy John.
Sure, John may see himself as an attack dog. But he’s not.
He’s nothing more than the Lapdogs’ lapdog.
Yesterday, CNN’s “At This Hour” snapped their fingers, and little John came scampering.
When asked if Trump could get Mexico to pay for the wall, obedient Johnny barked, “No.”
”Is that good?! Huh?! Huh?! You like that answer?! I can say more! You want me to say more?! Cuz we’re pals and I want to make you happy!!”
“Because it’s not a viable option.”
”Take that, Donald! Yeah! Yeah! Take that! Ya like how I bashed him, CNN?! Huh? You like how I did that?! I like bashing Donald Trump for you, CNN! Cuz we’re pals!!”
No. He’s not a Maverick.
He’s a little Shih Tzu.
I expect we’ll be seeing John McCain quite a lot over the next four years. He’ll be making the rounds on every Sunday show and cable news program that whistles for him.
The Enslaved Press has known for years that John practically wets himself with excitement at the prospect of getting all that camera time to attack his fellow Republicans.
And with Donald Trump in the White House – a man they are actively trying to undermine – these creeps won’t pass up the chance to get their little lapdog on air to perform all the stupid pet tricks they’ve taught him.
Honestly, Arizona. Why the hell did you reelect this slobbering, stupid backstabber?
Hat tip Breitbart.
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