The Loneliest Campaign

The Loneliest Campaign

Earlier this week, I referred to Biden’s 2020 run as “The Lifeless campaign of Joseph Robinette Biden.”  But his campaign isn’t just lifeless.  He’s also running the loneliest campaign in the history of the country.

If it wasn’t for the pool of reporters, the army of babysitters campaign staffers, and secret service agents, old Joe would be out there all alone muttering his incomprehensible speeches into the void.

And, let’s be honest, the optics are horrendous.

Both major party Presidential candidates held a campaign event in Michigan this week.

Here’s a shot of Joe’s campaign event from Wednesday:

Joe Biden's loneliest campaign event

Good gracious. See what I mean? This is the loneliest campaign ever.

And here is a shot of President Trump’s Michigan rally yesterday:

Trump in Michigan not the loneliest campaign

Listen, I remember vividly every Presidential election from 1980. I even somewhat remember 1976, but I was only 13 so it isn’t as if I was engaged. And in all that time, I have never seen a presidential campaign so devoid of energy, excitement, or, hey, people.

Is Joe even aware that he is running the loneliest campaign ever?

Is he even aware he’s running?!

I mean how much self-awareness does Joe possess at this point? Does he look out into the void in front of his podium and think, “Say, where is everybody?!” How on earth does his campaign explain the utter lack of supporters?

At this point, I’m thinking they’ve thoroughly terrified Joe over the Wuhan virus just so they can use it as the excuse to hide from him the fact that his is the loneliest campaign ever and it is generating zero enthusiasm.

Hillary was a lousy candidate no doubt, but even she could cobble together a couple hundred people.

Not only that, they were singing hymns of praise for the Chardonnay-swilling old battle axe.

Don’t believe me?

Well, here you go.

[aaaaand, I’m sorry]

Nobody’s inspired enough to write hymns of praise to old Joe.

Hell, I doubt Joe Biden could even inspire a dirty limerick.

Though at this point, I think it would be fitting for someone to do a rewrite of “One is the Loneliest Number.”

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9 thoughts on “The Loneliest Campaign

  • September 11, 2020 at 6:28 pm
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    thanks… i know you meant well, and cut the song short, but… some things you just cannot un-see.

    • September 11, 2020 at 6:45 pm
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      Just keep in your mind’s eye the image of those same ladies on election night 2016. I guarantee you, it makes it all kinds of Schadenfreuderrific.

  • September 11, 2020 at 8:26 pm
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    lololol “hello?…”
    I can’t stop laughing! I’ll come back to finish reading when I stop. 🤣

  • September 11, 2020 at 9:28 pm
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    It will make it all the more horrifying when a landslide win on election night for Trump slips through his grasp as phony mail in votes are counted over the next week and Biden is declared the winner. The democrats have made no real secret of their intentions.

  • September 12, 2020 at 12:21 am
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    I accept your challenge!

    “Oh, yum!” said old Joe to the girls
    As he buried his nose in their curls.
    Of his sin, though, the wage
    was demented old age,
    as he dreamt of a necklace of pearls.

    • September 12, 2020 at 10:17 am
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      That’s wonderful!!

  • September 12, 2020 at 12:46 am
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    Here a better last line:

    “Oh, yum!” said old Joe to the girls
    As he buried his nose in their curls.
    Of his sin, though, the wage
    was demented old age,
    and dim dreams of a necklace of pearls.

  • September 12, 2020 at 12:57 am
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    “Say, where is everybody?!” too good ! !

    (like he’d come out of his stupor long enough to figure it out.)

  • September 12, 2020 at 9:34 am
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    What they’re trying to do is cheat with the mail-in votes. Even though Trump will win, the Democrats will find all those mail in ballots to shift States into Biden’s favor. What’s crazy is that even though the Supreme Court will shoot it down, they will cast doubt on Trump’s re-election. Always have to delegitimize an election just to make it look like they’re winning. That would be the Democrats downfall

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