The Lumbering Buffoon hearts AOC

The Lumbering Buffoon hearts AOC

For some inexplicable reason, the House Oversight Committee invited John Kerry to testify about Climate Change.

You’d think they’d want to hear from actual scientists, not a gold-digging has-been like Kerry.

But hey, if a bartender with an IQ of a cocktail umbrella can be an expert on Climate Change why not a guy who, by the way, served in Vietnam?

Naturally, the lumbering buffoon hearts AOC.

What do you expect? This is the same lumbering buffoon who gushed over the mullahs in Iran. Of course he has nothing but high praise for the code-switching, clap-backing Twitterlebrity.

And she’s honor and humbled.

Ah, yes.  Such leadership!

Like when she released a “FACT Sheet” so chock full of stupid it got roundly mocked.  Then, leader that she is, she immediately took it down and blamed all that stupid on rightwing trolls.

And when blaming it on rightwing trolls didn’t work, Climate leader AOC threw a staffer under the bus claiming he or she accidently uploaded an incomplete fact sheet to her website.

No updated fact sheet has ever appeared because, well, leadership.

And when the Democrats in the Senate had an opportunity to affirmatively vote on this joke of a resolution, Kerry’s favorite “Leader” bragged that she told them all to vote present.

Such leadership, John!

And yet this lumbering buffoon wants us to believe she has shown more leadership in a week than President Trump has done in his lifetime?

Sure, Jan.

Maybe if President Trump filmed an Instagram livestream drinking wine and eating popcorn while he prattled on like an imbecile and using “like” and “I mean” every six seconds, John Kerry would think he’s a leader too.

Really, John, if your idea of a leader is this scrawny, know-nothing goblin, then I’ll keep my money on President Trump.

Honestly, John Kerry is a gullible dummy he lacks the brain wattage to power an Easy-Bake oven.

Which, come to think of it, is something he and Alexandria have in common.

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8 thoughts on “The Lumbering Buffoon hearts AOC

  • April 10, 2019 at 12:08 pm
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    As the in-house counsel for Local 23 of the Cocktail Umbrella Unfurlers of America (NFL-CIO, AM & FM), I wish to protest the comparison of Barista Barbie’s intellect with the intellect of cocktail umbrellas; cocktail umbrellas know perfectly well that they will not keep you dry when it’s raining, and AOC clearly thinks they will.
    A retraction is in order, Ms. Dianny!

  • April 10, 2019 at 3:18 pm
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    The only thing “Liveshot” Kerry is any good at is marrying rich heiresses.

  • April 10, 2019 at 4:42 pm
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    They both would ban Easy Bake ovens because they’re too dangerous. No matter, they used incandescent light bulbs, which were banned later.

  • April 10, 2019 at 6:12 pm
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    I really enjoy your wit and artistry. Keep up the great work!

  • April 10, 2019 at 8:05 pm
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    They should have used Michael Moore as the Buffoon, a natural fit.

    • April 10, 2019 at 8:17 pm
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      They? I go by “she.” I’m not some non-binary freak. My pronouns are firmly rooted in reality.

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