The Media Fan-Girling over Schiff is embarrassing

The Media Fan-Girling over Schiff is embarrassing

I’m not watching a nano-second of the Adam Schiff Impeachment Porn.  Not one second of it.  I won’t even watch any of the clips posted on Twitter.  Even the thought of having to sit and endure Adam Schiff’s story hour (after hour after hour) leaves me nauseous.

If we subjected illegals in detention centers to this endless bull-schiff, AOC would be tweeting in outrage about torture and concentration camps.

The American news media, however, feels differently.  Those so-called Guardians of Truth, Justice and Stuff are fan-girling so hard over Adam Schiff’s “dazzling” marathon before the Senate, they sound like suburban housewives on a girl’s night out gushing over Brad Pitt while drinking Chardonnay.

The whole “get-a-roominess” of their fan-girling and orgasming is so over-the-top, one might confuse it for satire.

See what I mean?

I can just picture Jennifer Rubin tweeting that out then sitting back to enjoy a post-coital cigarette.

I saw these fan-girling tweets and thought, “Is this parody? They can’t possibly be serious.”

But they were serious.

On his show last night, Tucker Carlson featured a painfully embarrassing montage of cable news personalities’ fan-girling over Adam Schiff.  And hearing them speak these words is even more agonizing than reading their tweets:

What sane human being would ever use an adjective like “dazzling” to describe a prat like Adam Schiff?

I haven’t heard anything that stupid since an MSNBC bimbo called Michael Avenatti “chicken soup for the soul.”

These idiots never learn.

The harder they push, the more we tune them out.

And every time they indulge in orgasmic fan-girling over one of these ResistanceLOL heroes, it backfires on them.

From Avenatti to Omarosa to Anthony Scaramucci — we’ve watched their slobbering fan-girling over every fly-by-night grifter who feeds their insatiable desire for ResistanceLOL porn, and we’re not fooled by it anymore.

We know what it’s about.

We know what they’re trying to do.

Americans by and large already view our news media with distrust and contempt.

And this embarrassing attempt to get America to fall in love with a loathsome little git like Adam Schiff is only going to make us distrust them even more.

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15 thoughts on “The Media Fan-Girling over Schiff is embarrassing

  • January 23, 2020 at 9:51 am
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    Paul’s tweet over there is absolutely dreadful to read. I threw up in disgust just reading the first sentence.

    • January 24, 2020 at 3:08 pm
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      They must be watching some other more intelligent dweeb than I saw.

      The last guy that had it this bad was a while back. The frickin’ white whale drowned him in the end.

      And I only am escaped alone to tell thee.

  • January 23, 2020 at 11:48 am
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    Like “17” says: “These People Are Sick!” “Q” …REALLY SICK!! They have NO MORALS. They Have NO GOD except themselves. They are Sub-Humans.

    SPOT ON, Dianny. Thank You!

    • January 24, 2020 at 8:52 pm
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      Pez Dispenser! That’s what my sister calls him.

    • January 24, 2020 at 3:12 pm
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      Careful. Do NOT follow that link. It’s a trap.

  • January 23, 2020 at 7:14 pm
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    I am at a loss for words to what is happening here now in the U.S.A. People, our enemies are laughing at us for being so divisive, Believe it the world is watching . I suppose the saying ,” A house divided against itself cannot stand,” Abraham Lincoln, circa 1868. A true statement that is as relevant today.

  • January 23, 2020 at 7:58 pm
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    The media is impressed with how Shiffhead can keep a straight face while telling the same lies over and over and over again.

  • January 23, 2020 at 9:02 pm
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    A very appropriate quote, Stephen, except for the fact that Lincoln was assassinated in 1865.

    • January 23, 2020 at 9:33 pm
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      Typo the 6 is next to the 5.

  • January 23, 2020 at 9:21 pm
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    The most horrifying to down-right depressing is the number of retweets that the Schiff taint-lickers are getting. Can that be real or is it Twitter skulduggery?? There can’t be that many stupid people in this country.

  • January 23, 2020 at 10:37 pm
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    Schiff must have stamina like John Holmes because these libtards are gobbling it up and he just delivers load after load. The partisanship is just disgusting. When do we roll the guillotines into DC and start fixing our deep state problem?

  • January 24, 2020 at 12:32 pm
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    Oh, yes…such class and dignity.
    Never forget that this is the scummy worm who was tricked into believing that there were naked pictures of our President out there and he was EAGER to get his hands on them!
    Yes, such moralistic decorum from this dirt bag. His sanctimonious posing is vomit-worthy.
    What did he plan to do with them?
    I hope our senators bring up THAT little factoid.

  • January 24, 2020 at 8:53 pm
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    Jennifer Rubin (the conservative????) is proof positive that leftist women are uglier than home made sin.

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