The Newest Obama Girl

Remember that unfortunate young lady who, in 2008, decided to become a one-woman “Tramps for Obama?”

The Obama Girl.

Obama girl

She pranced around in scanty little outfits singing about her Tiger Beat Candidate, “I got a crush on Obama.”

It always surprised me that she didn’t work at MSNBC.

Any old how.

A couple years ago, she started singing a different tune.

The shine wore off. And Obama became just another disappointing man in this gal’s life.

Oh, alas and alack.

Not to worry. Apparently she’s been replaced with the newest Obama Girl.

This one doesn’t prance around like a Hooters waitress, but she does bend over and let Obama have his way with her.

You see. She’s got a crush on Obama too. All it took was one handwritten note from Barry, and she happily licked his hand like a big, dumb dog.

Aren’t you proud, Kentucky?

The Newest Obama Girl

One thought on “The Newest Obama Girl

  • May 16, 2015 at 7:12 pm

    And don’t forget the proud voters of the 8th district in Ohio. It was Kentucky and the 8th of Ohio that Jonathan Gruber was talking about.

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