The Not-So-Coveted Milano Endorsement

The coveted Milano Endorsement

Is there really anybody on Planet Earth that withholds their support for a Presidential candidate until someone nominally famous issues her endorsement?

Come on.  Get real.

In a day and age when newspaper endorsements have absolutely zero effect, why would the endorsement from a bubble-headed Z-List celebrity even matter?

But…

Oh, noes!!! We have to wait to see who gets the not-so-coveted Milano Endorsement?! I don’t know if I can stand it!

From the Post:

Actress and activist Alyssa Milano said she’s “playing the field” when it comes to 2020 Democratic candidates and isn’t ready to settle down and endorse anyone – despite her friendship with former Vice President Joe Biden.

As an aside, does it surprise anybody that this boob-fondling has-been is friends with Gropey/Pervy/Handsy Joe Biden?

Moving on.

“To be honest with you, I really feel like I’m dating a lot of people right now. I feel like I’m playing the field and I’m dating and once I know who’s going to be right for me I will make that decision,” she told SiriusXM “Press Pool’s” guest host Ted Johnsonin an interview that aired Monday.

And we’re all waiting with baited indifference, Alyssa.

“I just don’t think it behooves anyone for me to come out so publicly so early,” Milano added.

I can’t be the only person thinking, “Who gives a rat’s hairy behind which of the Democrat kooks gets the not-so-coveted Milano Endorsement?”

Who, other than Alyssa, thinks her endorsement will move the needle one bit?

This is Alyssa Milano we’re talking about.

It would behoove her to stop pretending she’s important.

Sure, I can understand asking former President Obama if he will be giving his endorsement any time soon.

But Alyssa Milano?  For crying out loud, who cares?!

Honestly, this Z-List Celebrity has an overinflated sense of self-importance.

Anybody waiting on pins and needles for the not-so-coveted Milano Endorsement is probably too stupid to vote.

One of the benefits of Donald Trump’s election has been watching these lightweight nobodies pretend they’re influential “political activists” — as if anybody cares.

And because the media is desperate to have a steady stream of anti-Trump lunatics parading before the cameras, they are more than happy to treat Alyssa Milano as something other than a former child star of no consequence.

But in this age when Americans out here in the real world don’t give a rip what celebrities (even has-been celebrities) have to say, the likelihood that anybody with two brain cells to rub together is eagerly waiting to see who garners the not-so-coveted Milano Endorsement is slim to none.

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4 thoughts on “The Not-So-Coveted Milano Endorsement

  • June 20, 2019 at 10:08 pm
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    I thought she was busy NOT having sex somewhere.
    And why isn’t she paying her back taxes?

  • June 20, 2019 at 10:21 pm
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    Gosh. I wonder where in the bloody hell she might have gotten the crackpot idea that somebody actually cares what she thinks.

  • June 21, 2019 at 11:40 am
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    You give people way too much credit.

  • June 21, 2019 at 2:36 pm
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    I’m more excited about hearing the local Waffle House fry cook’s coveted endorsement.
    He appears to be ‘woke.’
    Especially at 2am.

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