The Pandemic Pep Squad in the news media could barely contain their delight when the number of confirmed cases in the United States surpassed every other country.
“Including China!!!” They unquestioningly proclaimed.
Because if there’s one country the Pandemic Pep Squad credulously believes, it is the country that set this virus loose on the world.
Did you try tweeting this in the original Mandarin first or would that be too obvious?— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) March 27, 2020
Other than the Democrats in Congress, have you ever seen people so excited at the prospect of more sick Americans?
Of course we have more confirmed cases. A) we have a larger population than every other country on the list* (except China) and B) we have expanded testing whereas China stopped testing altogether.
[*I had to add “on the list” because reading comprehension isn’t in everybody’s DNA]
Per capita? What does that mean?
Well, don’t ask the members of the Pandemic Pep Squad. They’re too busy cheering on the Wuhan virus to think about silly stuff like math and statistics.
Now, about China. It’s been reported that 80% of the Wuhan virus tests that China sold to the Czech Republic gave false results. Spain bought 640,000 testing kits from China and they’re having the same problem.
Fact is, we have no earthly idea how many cases of Wuhan virus China has because they’re freaking lying to us. And if the tests they’re selling to these other countries are the same tests China used (before they stopped testing altogether), then their total confirmed cases is pure fiction.
But for the Pandemic Pep Squad, you can take China’s numbers to the bank! Yes sir! They’re totally on the up-and-up.
For these China Cheerleaders, every single “report” out of China is unquestioningly presented as fact.
But CNN and MSNBC won’t air the White House briefings because “THEY LIE!!!!!”
They want you scared.
They want you paralyzed by panic.
Here’s a good example.
Last night, NBC News “reporter” Kasie Hunt quote tweeted a Michigan Law Professor who claimed that Henry Ford Hospital was taking steps to limit access to lifesaving equipment by weeding out those who cannot be saved.
It was a lie. Henry Ford Hospital debunked the claim and explained it was merely a worst case scenario plan. The Michigan Law Professor deleted his tweet. But Kasie kept hers up for ten hours before finally deleting it.
And in those ten hours the tweet spread like wildfire. Panicked hysterics went insane over a lie.
Like this panicked hysteric who, of course, responded exactly how Kasie wanted, by blaming Monster Trump:
What the Pandemic Pep Squad is doing is reprehensible.
And yet they won’t stop.
They’re not reporting news; they’re repeating rumor.
They’re not informing the public; they’re intentionally terrifying them.
Dr. Deborah Birx tried to set the record straight – you know, in the press briefing the Pandemic Pep Squad refuses to air:
And how did the Pandemic Pep Squad respond to Dr. Birx?
You should read through the replies to Lockhart’s tweet. These people believe every stupid bit of tinfoil hat crazy that the Pandemic Pep Squad burps out.
Forget floating hospitals. We need to get the US Navy to deploy floating insane asylums for the freaks and weirdos who actually fall for the crap the Pandemic Pep Squad is peddling.
And while they spread fear and terror among the American people, the Pandemic Pep Squad just can’t shut the hell up about how wonderful China is.
I’m telling you. It really is a sight to behold.
And heaven forbid anyone criticize China on CNN! Their Pandemic Pep Squad will shut you down faster than you can say “China is responsible.”
You’d think after all these weeks of watching the media play Chinese Propagandists while ginning up panic here at home, I’d be so numb to it that it couldn’t possibly make me angrier than I already am. But every day brings with it a new low from these cretins, and my fury only grows.
What the American news media has done during this pandemic is inexcusable.
It is un-American.
And I can’t tell you how much I hope that when this is over, Karma hits these irresponsible, fearmongering pukes dead between the eyes.
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