The Pussy Parade

The Enslaved Press is breathlessly reporting on today’s Women’s March through Washington as if it actually matters.

Spoiler alert: It doesn’t.

I mean, come on. CNN is actually live-streaming this Pussy Parade.

As if Leftist women complaining is a once-in-a-lifetime event.

When are they not complaining?!

Oy, gevalt. Bitch, bitch, bitch.

It never ends.

But I do kind of pity these girls.

They actually believe that descending on Washington to angrily rail against “misogyny” is somehow “empowering.”

But overreacting and becoming hysterical at the drop of a pussy hat isn’t a sign of “empowerment.”

Rather, it is proof that you’ve become infantilized and hyper-sensitive.

People who are actually “empowered” possess the life tools necessary to deal with the slightest conflict or hurtful word.

Hate to break it to you, girls. But “empowered” women don’t fly off the handle and act like drama queens whenever they’re personally offended.

And they certainly don’t need to listen to the hysterical ravings of that great big girl Michael Moore.

Modern-day feminists have more in common with eighteenth century fragile flowers who would take to the fainting couches if a man used bawdy language in their presence.

Being “empowered” (I hate that word) means being capable of letting things roll off you like rain on a slicker.

Gain some perspective, ladies.

You’ve been carping about that ten-year-old recording of Donald Trump saying pussy for months now.

Let it go.

It isn’t a threat to you.

In fact, it has nothing to do with you.

And it doesn’t affect you in the least.

You know what is a threat to women today?

Importing thousands of Muslim migrants who view sexual assault as date night.

And Michael Moore, that fat slob you’ve invited to your rally, is fully supportive of importing these animals into the country.

If you really want to combat assault against women, you would be agreeing with President Trump’s call that we limit the importation of Muslim migrants.

You’d be cheering President Trump wanting to deport criminal illegals who commit rape with frightening regularity.

Let’s be honest here. We’ve raised an entire generation of navel-gazing snowflakes who believe that their self-gratification is more important than respect for someone else’s property or person. These are the assholes who smash the windows of a Starbucks and set limousines on fire.

And trust me, they are more of a threat to women than Donald Trump ever was.

It is the “I want what I want when I want it” generation that treats women like garbage.

In fact, angry modern-day feminists are the ones who are really hateful and ugly to other women – especially if those other women refuse to march in lock-step with them.

I mean, good grief. These pussy hat-wearing crybabies couldn’t even tolerate having pro-life women march beside them.

The crabby girls of the Pussy Parade are basically marching to demand they be sheltered and protected from anything that might offend them.

How the hell is that “empowering?”

Could you imagine if any of these fragile little snowflakes had to endure the kind of crap that gets hurled at us conservative women?

They’d spontaneously combust.

Strong women aren’t whiny complainers.

They’re capable of taking a joke, shrugging off insults, and standing up for themselves.

And they do it all without resorting to hyper-dramatic hissy-fits masquerading as a “march” through Washington.

And here’s the part that amazes me. These same women who are staging this mass tantrum in Washington were full-throated supporters of a woman who spent her entire life enabling her rapist husband.

That alone is enough to convince me that this Pussy Parade is nothing more than a farce.

Go home, girls.

You’re embarrassing yourselves.

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6 thoughts on “The Pussy Parade

  • January 21, 2017 at 2:35 pm
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    Of course, CNN’s banner skews what should be “Organized Women’s March” into “Hundreds of thousands world-wide in anti-Trump march.”

  • January 21, 2017 at 2:39 pm
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    On another note…I have a 22 yr old niece who likes to go to these things. She told me most of them go to party.

  • January 21, 2017 at 4:42 pm
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    i try to keep in mind that it doesn’t have to make sense dianny…these are the useful idiots; tools to the people whose goal is the destruction of the pillars holding up western civilization. religion, family, patriotism decency, etc. anything that people can revere more than the state must be destroyed.

  • January 22, 2017 at 11:17 am
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    To all young men: if you want to see what kind of women to avoid like the plague, look no further than this event. Any female that attended this thing is what you DON’T EVER want in you life. Use this as a resource and a life saver. Choose carefully and don’t be fooled.

  • January 23, 2017 at 1:35 pm
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    Love trumps hate? Looks more like “Love to Hate Trump.”
    And who can overlook the irony: pussy hats and diaper pins, these are their totems. LOL!!

  • January 24, 2017 at 2:40 am
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    They vigorously defend their supposed “right” to murder their children by abortion.
    That is all that needs to be said about the lack of integrity, decency, and humanity of these women.

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